💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I can't sleep.
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Some fun Patrick S. Tomlinson chimping out. The department of Health & Human Services (HHS) has been working with the USDA to develop the new food pyramid that just came out, along with the 2025-2030 dietary guidelines for Americans:
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Deputy Secretary of HHS, Jim O'Neill, quoted popular sci-fi book Ender's Game in a recent tweet:
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The enemy in this context, of course, referring to chronic disease and poor nutrition.

However, not all were pleased. Noted failed sci-fi writer and fat alcoholic Patrick S. Tomlinson had a melty:
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(he quickly deleted the "Die." tweet)

Rick would much rather be a fat alcoholic slowly dying of high blood pressure and liver failure than make America healthy again...is what I would be saying if I were not currently enjoying prison for my felonious lies. For you see, Rick is actually healthy, hasn't gained a pound, and I will enjoy prison for insinuating otherwise!
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Pat's blood pressure is "very easily controlled" because he's been on meds for 15 years:
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Let's look at a recent photo of this paragon of health, taken - where else? - at a bar:
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Fat or not? You be the judge, but if you judge wrong it's prison for you.
 
Some fun Patrick S. Tomlinson chimping out. The department of Health & Human Services (HHS) has been working with the USDA to develop the new food pyramid that just came out, along with the 2025-2030 dietary guidelines for Americans:
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Deputy Secretary of HHS, Jim O'Neill, quoted popular sci-fi book Ender's Game in a recent tweet:
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The enemy in this context, of course, referring to chronic disease and poor nutrition.

However, not all were pleased. Noted failed sci-fi writer and fat alcoholic Patrick S. Tomlinson had a melty:
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(he quickly deleted the "Die." tweet)

Rick would much rather be a fat alcoholic slowly dying of high blood pressure and liver failure than make America healthy again...is what I would be saying if I were not currently enjoying prison for my felonious lies. For you see, Rick is actually healthy, hasn't gained a pound, and I will enjoy prison for insinuating otherwise!
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Pat's blood pressure is "very easily controlled" because he's been on meds for 15 years:
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Let's look at a recent photo of this paragon of health, taken - where else? - at a bar:
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Fat or not? You be the judge, but if you judge wrong it's prison for you.
 
People who work convenience stores can be really hit or miss since they see enough fake currency to be steadfast in their opinions about what is and is not valid currency.
I very rarely do business with convenience stores and haven't tried paying an Indian with one yet. I will report if something interesting happens in that regard.
 
The most unacceptable form of currency in retail is a tie between paying for something under twenty dollars with a hundred dollar bill or paying for something over twenty dollars with coins.
 
I somewhat feel bad for the realtor that got stuck selling this house
Anyways here’s the Zillow listing
The Pippa room is pretty creep kino with it's mismatched walls and stained/moldy carpet, but the house as a whole is a horrific treat. My favorite is the kitchen curio. They put spooky eyes on it to, I guess, make it look spooky but curved windows it makes it look like the curio's really surprised and excited that you're making breakfast.
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I would love an explanation for why there's two refrigerators next to each other.
 
Knowing that Null picked PirateSoftware for Lolcow of the Year over Bossman felt like a betrayal considering how much he likes him. Predictable but very respectable results this year, there was just no way The Johmas wasn't going to take the top spot. PirateSoftware getting 2# was also good.
 
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