💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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Take a nice walk outside. Enjoy the company of alligators and moon crickets.
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experts/scientists/polls/research/study
claim/find/predict/say/suggest/indicate/discover/propose
(and that's a good thing)
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Some fun Patrick S. Tomlinson chimping out. The department of Health & Human Services (HHS) has been working with the USDA to develop the new food pyramid that just came out, along with the 2025-2030 dietary guidelines for Americans:
Deputy Secretary of HHS, Jim O'Neill, quoted popular sci-fi book Ender's Game in a recent tweet:
The enemy in this context, of course, referring to chronic disease and poor nutrition.
However, not all were pleased. Noted failed sci-fi writer and fat alcoholic Patrick S. Tomlinson had a melty:
(he quickly deleted the "Die." tweet)
Rick would much rather be a fat alcoholic slowly dying of high blood pressure and liver failure than make America healthy again...is what I would be saying if I were not currently enjoying prison for my felonious lies. For you see, Rick is actually healthy, hasn't gained a pound, and I will enjoy prison for insinuating otherwise!
Pat's blood pressure is "very easily controlled" because he's been on meds for 15 years:
Let's look at a recent photo of this paragon of health, taken - where else? - at a bar:
Fat or not? You be the judge, but if you judge wrong it's prison for you.
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I very rarely do business with convenience stores and haven't tried paying an Indian with one yet. I will report if something interesting happens in that regard.
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The Pippa room is pretty creep kino with it's mismatched walls and stained/moldy carpet, but the house as a whole is a horrific treat. My favorite is the kitchen curio. They put spooky eyes on it to, I guess, make it look spooky but curved windows it makes it look like the curio's really surprised and excited that you're making breakfast.
I would love an explanation for why there's two refrigerators next to each other.
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I think of this every time Rick comes up. "You've been instructed many hundreds of times to get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. No, child, the wishgranter doesn't exist - those are merely the delusions of insane, psychotic S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s like you. Now get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R., enjoy the zone.."
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Where do I get the STALKER mod of Internet people yelling at me?
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@Relinquish may be dead
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Interesting…
Is this a case where “Internet” should be capitalized?
Is this a case where “Internet” should be capitalized?
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IPv6 is nigger technology so this is arguably a good thing actually
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Knowing that Null picked PirateSoftware for Lolcow of the Year over Bossman felt like a betrayal considering how much he likes him. Predictable but very respectable results this year, there was just no way The Johmas wasn't going to take the top spot. PirateSoftware getting 2# was also good.