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R9K Insurgent said:
Based 500 cals a day Chad. I lost 100 pounds in 3 months doing 500 cals a day with the HCG diet (it's not really the HCG that makes you lose the weight, but the low cals)
People can't believe it when you tell them you only have 500 calories a day, but when you actually measure out portions you realize 500 calories worth of stuff like chicken and vegetables can be a lot of food. I also realized that 80% of my hunger feelings was just me needing to drink water lol.
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How's your heart? I hear that rapid weight loss is not good for your cardiovascular system.
 
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hey null, chris chans half sister has been found and her husband recently got off easy for sex pest crimes.
JackoVerde

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okay guys, i know im double posting but this deserves it. chris chan isn't the only sex pest in the chandler family and he's also not the only one who got off easy it seems.
chris chans sister carol married a man named Robert James Doherty.
heer is the white pages page confirming this for both
look at the bottom and you find both names, then I found this article...
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what are the odds?
 
Jotch said:
why even engage with animefags
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Because deep down Josh is one of us. We forgive him for his impotent seething at the internets indigenous people. We know he will join us and watch anime. If he doesn't do it in secret already. It is all just a matter of time and if the time hasn't passed yet, it will. We are a very forgiving people after all.

 
Lemmingwiser said:
The evidence is quite substantial. From seeing the balls swinging in the Ellen dance, to Obama calling him Michael multiple times and also Michael referring to himself "as a black man"

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C'mon dude, she's obviously referring to the guy when she says that, it's part of the sentence "you're a role model". She's intertwining two sentences at the same time. Sentence 1 is referring to herself (first person), sentence 2 is referring to him (second person). She just shifted between them without a clear pause.

1: I wanted to talk about etc - 2: you're a role model etc - 1: and you know...it warms my heart - 2: particularly as a black man".

I still think the Michael Obama rumors are hilarious though. Will Joan Rivers be proven right?
 
Nuclear Poisoning said:
C'mon dude, she's obviously referring to the guy when she says that, it's part of the sentence "you're a role model". She's intertwining two sentences at the same time. Sentence 1 is referring to herself (first person), sentence 2 is referring to him (second person). She just shifted between them without a clear pause.

1: I wanted to talk about etc - 2: you're a role model etc - 1: and you know...it warms my heart - 2: particularly as a black man".

I still think the Michael Obama rumors are hilarious though. Will Joan Rivers be proven right?
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It's true that it can be interpreted in both directions, unlike the other examples I gave.

I've been convinced since the combination of seeing Michelle's balls flop in the Ellen dance, Joan Rivers death at the dentist and the youtube suppresion of the video where Joan Rivers said so.

There is little value to such a suppresion if it is an obvious falsehood (much like with Brigitte).

Melissa Rivers appearing on tv with the handwritten condolences from Barrack Obama about the death of Joan Rivers is a typical double layered media show of force to make an example of those who would embarrass the Obamas.

We also know their kids look more like their godparents than their supposed parents.

We also know the violent ideation of the average tranny, you don't think it would be more precise, sophisticated and effective for those with millions at their fingertips and who operate in high society?
 
Lemmingwiser said:
It's true that it can be interpreted in both directions, unlike the other examples I gave.

I've been convinced since the combination of seeing Michelle's balls flop in the Ellen dance, Joan Rivers death at the dentist and the youtube suppresion of the video where Joan Rivers said so.

There is little value to such a suppresion if it is an obvious falsehood (much like with Brigitte).

Melissa Rivers appearing on tv with the handwritten condolences from Barrack Obama about the death of Joan Rivers is a typical double layered media show of force to make an example of those who would embarrass the Obamas.

We also know their kids look more like their godparents than their supposed parents.

We also know the violent ideation of the average tranny, you don't think it would be more precise, sophisticated and effective for those with millions at their fingertips and who operate in high society?
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All the things you listed are much more interesting and solid than some awkward slip of tongue.
 
Nuclear Poisoning said:
All the things you listed are much more interesting and solid than some awkward slip of tongue.
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Sure, I posted the others before, not this one. Gotta mix it up.

Here is a video where you can see Michelle's testicles swing:


You can compare and see it in the original ellen video (5 minute mark):


And here we have just one of the times where Obama called her "Michael":


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The original video where Joan Rivers said it is gone. It existed on youtube for a good time, but it couldn't be found with a youtube search, only a google search (if you were very precisely using the right search terms). Instead youtube directed you to a series of CNN videos that seemed related but weren't:


You can see some remnant of this if you search something like "2014 michelle obama joan rivers" in youtube, try it.

Somewhere in 2022 the original video was removed, and the search situation was reversed. Now I can't find it with google (try!) as they send me to the CNN videos.

But a youtube search now gives an excerpt of the relevant moment (that you seem familiar with):


Here's a more complete version of the original video:

 
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Wodanaz said:
I unironically felt like this every time I walked past the things in the middle of the aisles in walmart that advertised cheap chinese phone chargers and shit for $14.88
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I remember when the MyPilow guy was charging $14.88 for his pillows and people were speculating whether or not it was a heckin dogwhistle
 
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