💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Castoreum said:
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Link to thread. Comments aren't as funny as the post.

Also if the kids were 8 when St. Floyd died, they should be 13 or 14 which puts them in 8th grade. Cuz the OP couldn't just say they were 8th graders.
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I thought my local kids were some kind of special breed, turns out it's far from unique I guess. We're going to be ok because even if we can't save ourselves our kids will try again. This is the endless cycle of the world.
 
The Great One said:
Ive always liked watching stuff with Leslie neilsen, I liked the  original movies and the tv show.
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The Show had the best joke in the franchise with Dreben being a Boxing Manager and saying "I will get you out of this sewer of an apartment" and then cutting to him coming out of a Manhole Cover.

Castoreum said:
Reddit segment contribution
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Link to thread. Comments aren't as funny as the post.

Also if the kids were 8 when St. Floyd died, they should be 13 or 14 which puts them in 8th grade. Cuz the OP couldn't just say they were 8th graders.
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*crosses fingers* I wanna hear them melt down when they call a based dad.

"That is unacceptable! I taught that boy better...using St. Floyd of the Fentanyl's first name so casually is disrespectful"
 
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Sneeds said:
Something funny for the stream, there are clips going around of unhinged online Blackjack dealers talking shit to the players. Calling them niggers, etc.
Granted it might be promoting the casino, but calling people niggers might seem like the opposite.
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The nigga is horrified
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The nigga blackjack dealer is getting mad in this clip
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It seems like that chat is unfiltered and unmoderated as they tell her to “tell this nigger shut the fuck up”
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The same dealer then says that she’d rather be a whore than a nigger, Muslim, jew, and faggot
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The same Jewess dealer sings Hava Nagila as she pulls a 21 on the players
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A blackjack player asks the dealer a question about Israel
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And surprisingly the most tame clip, the black jack dealer calls someone retarded for doubling on a 19
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put this queen in the woman hate thread to fix them
 
I swear I've heard a kid say shit like "chuds lock in" on at least one occasion. Chud has escaped containment, that's a fact.
 
Another obscure game suggestion.
Broken age by Double fine.
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It’s a two character adventure game following the Nubian Queen and Yakub’s strongest soldier.
 
For your consideration.

And so you don't look dumb to the internet, I believe this is actually and American Woodcock and not a kiwi, just similar looking.

 
If you want some horrors for the news segment https://lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/no-...nced-him-dead-on-a-video-screen-lawsuit-says/

Guy goes to the hospital, the put him in the so-called ICU which there has no doctors just a RN and "tele-ICU". They do nothing for him besides sedate him and like 18 hours later he just dies. "According to Hylton's parents, "the pronouncement was done by a 'tele-health' provider on a video screen." "

They don't say what the "tele-ICU" service is or who the doctor on the screen was but I'd bet you good money it was a jeet. Imagine one of those roller bots with a jeet on it "You are dead now saaar".
 
Sugriva said:
You know 99% of these kinds of posts are fake, right?
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I have an r/drama friend who writes crazy shit like what appears in the reddit segment just to see the reactions she'll get, that's where the real gold is because the crazies will come out of the woodwork and admit to similar or worse stuff then you check their accounts and it's full of hilarious shit that actually isn't fake.
 
SCV said:
no doctors just a RN and "tele-ICU"
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holy shit that's not an ICU. I figured this place was very remote but it's metropolitan. Having one RN in emergency in common in very rural areas. Places where the on call physician is over 2 hours away so the RN just uses drugs as required and calls him in the morning to let him know the drugs and doses she administered and patient condition. Unheard of in developed areas but it's what has to be done in rural.
For a metropolitan hospital to be run like that is insane. Having a jeet robot scoot around like in fishtank pronouncing you dead is wild.
 
Apologies if this has been mentioned before, but this song just came up on my playlist and it reminded me of MATI because Josh has always been a proud American: the Devil Went Down to Georgia. I read a post somewhere that said this is the most American legend of all time. In any other culture, Johnny would challenge the Devil and lose, and it would be a fable about hubris, or humility, or some such bullshit. But no. In America, Johnny actually is better than the Devil, and the Devil is BTFO so hard that he loses a contest that he was judging. Not only that, but Johnny challenges the Devil to return for a rematch any time he pleases, because Johnny is certain he'll win again.

I've heard that there's a sequel song in which God punishes Johnny for his pride, but that's gay. I don't acknowledge its existence.
 
The Great One said:
None at all, the only sci-fi stuff I've watched is some classic doctor who, the original 8 season run of red dwarf & the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, I'm not british but i do find the latter 2 shows funny. I never quite got into star trek, I couldn't even get into star wars.
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I fucking love the tv series and the movie of Hitchhikers Guide.
Mouse Cop said:
But no. In America, Johnny actually is better than the Devil, and the Devil is BTFO so hard that he loses a contest that he was judging.
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YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT.
 
SCV said:
If you want some horrors for the news segment https://lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/no-...nced-him-dead-on-a-video-screen-lawsuit-says/

Guy goes to the hospital, the put him in the so-called ICU which there has no doctors just a RN and "tele-ICU". They do nothing for him besides sedate him and like 18 hours later he just dies. "According to Hylton's parents, "the pronouncement was done by a 'tele-health' provider on a video screen." "

They don't say what the "tele-ICU" service is or who the doctor on the screen was but I'd bet you good money it was a jeet. Imagine one of those roller bots with a jeet on it "You are dead now saaar".
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Terror Sandwich said:
The game were you escort an android that looks like a child is advertising using the 😭 emoji.
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This whole situation is extremely fucked up. I remember Josh mentioning this game but I can't remember to what extent.

This rabbit hole gets so much worse.

First of all, the subreddit for the game had to purge mods and clean house due to the large number of users posting sexualized content of the games child protagonist. This led to users spintering off and forming a second subreddit which had to be BANNED for users posting sexualized images of a child.

Next, let's head on over to the games Steam page and see what tags people are adding:

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Oh CUTE and FUNNY. We've seen those words thrown around in certain circles an awful lot.

Let's check out Twitter discourse:

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Oh well maybe he's just a hardcore anti-censorship gamer upset because of the evil censorship right? Well:

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Tweets archive.

This nigger's whole feed is filled with the most vile shit imaginable.

The Internet was a mistake.

Edit - I just want to reiterate - if you are a loli or loli defender I am not interested in any discourse with you. I hate you and you should kill yourself.

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Here is an archive of Capcom's tweet for when they try to delete it and pretend it never happened.

Totally not a dogwhistle BTW:

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