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ChiliChumper said:
Most of the "America is unwalkable retards" are stupid Europeans who unironically think America works like pic related.

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Waking in America sucks ass and anyone who speaks positively of it barely walks at all.
Sidewalks are dirty, dark, cracked, wet, uneven, full of bugs and dogshit, or nonexistent
Have to walk on grass sometimes when there's no sidewalk or you risk getting hit
Cars with bright as fuck headlights
Random crackheads bothering you
Stray dogs
People who don't fence in their dogs properly (mainly in rural areas)
Walking to the grocery store takes an hour
Etc etc etc
 
Jotch said:
No fun! Give me a challenge!
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A walk from Montgomery, Alabama to Auburn, Alabama is 21 hours.
When I was living in the college town (not Auburn nor Tuscaloosa), I could walk around the campus and to the gas station/Waffle House. Walking to the store? hell no.
 
Not A Cat Person said:
I'm not saying all the roads ought to have pedestrian walkways. I'm saying the roads aren't pedestrian friendly. That's just how it is.
I'm just saying don't say they are when they obviously aren't.
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The average US country road will be more pedestrian friendly than the average global country road due to mandatory shoulders, and areas without these will lack them for safety reasons.

People get angry because it’s always rural Appalachian highways vs Parisian promenades. Theres as much clearance on a North Carolina switchback as there is on a major Korean underpass. It’s just a bizarre thing to fixate on

And no matter how nice the road is, it’ll still be too fucking far away to be walkable in the slightest.
 
Hypercop said:
Waking in America sucks ass and anyone who speaks positively of it barely walks at all.
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Bullshit. Also if you know how bad it sucks ass and you do it anyway, you have some balls. Just remember to bring along some mace, preferably bear quality, and bring along a gun, too.

What, you think you can come here from Europe and expect anything other than a savage environment?
 
Hypercop said:
Waking in America sucks ass and anyone who speaks positively of it barely walks at all.
Sidewalks are dirty, dark, cracked, wet, uneven, full of bugs and dogshit, or nonexistent
Have to walk on grass sometimes when there's no sidewalk or you risk getting hit
Cars with bright as fuck headlights
Random crackheads bothering you
Stray dogs
People who don't fence in their dogs properly (mainly in rural areas)
Walking to the grocery store takes an hour
Etc etc etc
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Just because you live in some nigger infested Los-Angeles adjacent shithole isn't my problem.

I've lived in Europe, and stayed quite a while in the neighborhood my mother grew up in. It was just as walkable as your average middle class suburb with similar amenities and lack thereof of crackheads, stray dogs, or niggers. I walked to and from town every day with no issue.

Europeans touch down in shitholes like NY or LA and then think that's the entire fucking country, I swear.
 
cant you just not abuse your cat?
Fields Of Rye said:
The average US country road will be more pedestrian friendly than the average global country road due to mandatory shoulders, and areas without these will lack them for safety reasons.

People get angry because it’s always rural Appalachian highways vs Parisian promenades. Theres as much clearance on a North Carolina switchback as there is on a major Korean underpass. It’s just a bizarre thing to fixate on

And no matter how nice the road is, it’ll still be too fucking far away to be walkable in the slightest.
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country roads... take me home.
the last point is the most important.
you dont walk in america because shit is just far away.
the only city you might walk in in america is nyc because you can take the subway
even in other cities the have trains (chicago, nyc, boston) you dont take those because the trains are full of niggers and its easier/safer to just drive.
and nyc also people are taking ubers because they dont want to deal with the subway schizo niggers.
e: but people getting raped in ubers too so
 
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Hypercop said:
Waking in America sucks ass and anyone who speaks positively of it barely walks at all.
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I just want to make something clear. I never said anything positive about walking or walking in America, I just said it was easy if you arent retarded or a pussy. Walking ANYWHERE sucks ass, Europe, Asia, Africa, the where doesnt matter. Walking is just horrible in general. So why people make a bigger deal about it being slightly harder certain places is beyond me. Theres a reason America is car-centric, its because walking just sucks as a whole. Thats why one of the biggest innovation after the advent of farming was the taming of riding animals. Do you know how hard it is to tame a wild horse? Thats how much walking sucked then and it hasn't gotten any better now, the location is irrelevant.
 
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Null bringing up the secret cat conspiracy got me thinking, why would he have a secret cat to begin with? Well I have CRACKED the CODE. Think back to May of 2024, there was a certain feline that forced an innocent man to go insane, that cat's identity?
Ceiling_cat.webp
The Ceiling Cat, the very ceiling cat that encouraged Nick Rekieta to become a slobbering alcoholic coke addict. And where did this cat disappear to before the police came by to pick Nick up? Back to Europe and into the apartment of the cheese don himself. There is no such thing as a coincidence, open your EYES
 
The Great One said:
Glad I stuck to reading classic garfield comics instead of that shit.
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Wrong, should have read Evropean comics, those were the peak. Suske En Wiske, Tintin and Asterix and Obelix blow Garfield and any other american comic outta the water.

Except Donald Duck, the Carl Barks and Don Rosa comics were aryan
 
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