"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

I first began to harbour my suspicions that May was abnormally dumb when she and her husband descended on the motel where Chris Chan had gone to ground, in time to witness him being led away by officers of the law. Ralph began to bellow half-witted suggestions up at the balcony and these lazy utterances were duly parroted by his fiancé. I think May's only original contribution was to advise Chris to go to church. When you watch her mannerisms and listen to her speech patterns in other parts of the video, much of it seems detached from independent thought, as if it is just learned behaviour that she gleaned from watching and then mindlessly imitating others. I would go so far as to speculate that May that is only partially sentient.

I have a prejudiced perception of Serbia as a nation where a high percentage of the population still gets around on horse and cart. When @Null claims that he will go to Subway, I imagine a brutalist delicatessen with a filthy strip curtain screening off a door behind the counter, and Cossack folk music blaring from an ancient radio. The only sandwich fillings are permutations of pickled vegetables in large jars, filled with murky brine, that crowd one corner of the otherwise desolate shelves. The only meat is shiny, bright pink and wafer thin. It is cured in abandoned salt mines and is of indeterminate origin. The only beverage is lukewarm tea, served from an enormous brass samovar that dates to the Crimean War. I am sorry if anyone from Serbia is offended by my accurate portrayal of their home nation.
 
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The only Tf2 mod I could think of that Josh was referencing would be Tf2 Classic which does line up with him saying the dev team is filled with woke furries.
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It sucks because the mod is pretty good but it should be expected at this point, that's basically every mod team nowadays.
 
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I can't believe Trevor Moore was at the very least a lurker here. I don't honestly think he was double tapped in the back of the head, more likely an OD or some other suicide. You can only be a creative genius for so long in a world full of simpletons.
 
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Nice show. Pity there won't be one next week.
Most of those witchcraft reddit posts are probably fake, especially the one where she says that Allah's power level is too high. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some bunker board where people are having a laugh orchestrating entire subreddits like this from the ground up.
Trevor Moore was definitely executed and it was over kitty history. No doubt. Airing the Johnons' and the Bush dynasty's dirty laundry is like testifying against Hillary Clinton. You don't walk away from that alive. They didn't even do it to silence him or else he would have died much earlier. It was just for bragging rights.

To this day it's bizarre following the transition of nool having streams hanging out with ralph and having a good time to where ralph starts acting like a cartoon villain vowing revenge against those pesky brokedick farmers.
My prediction on Ralph is that he's actually a fed or under fed protection which is why certain streaming sites treat him like he's jonathan yaniv where he can just snap his fingers and stuff he wants gone vanishes, and that's what's kept him out of real trouble so far. But that protection will drop and he will land in prison and even when he's behind bars, Faith and May will keep sending him love letters and sing his praises online. As will this new chick.

Speaking of May. We all know the real reason why you assumed she was a conniving schemer.👃
 
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Josh, you can install a no hats mod to disable all the gay homosexual cosmetics in regular tf2 casual matchmaking. The new (new as in new five+ years ago) weapons will still be present. I would totally play on a kiwifarms tf2 server, but I would probably create a new steam account for it, just in case™. You could disable all the gay weapons if you self hosted, which would achieve pretty much the same thing as playing tf2classic. /v/ still has the party van server active on weekends, password is rage. They have some weapon balancing changes, like reverting the sandman nerf. Hope you can manage to find some fun with tf2 in the future, it's still a great game at its core, despite the fucking NIGGER BOTS RUINING EVERY GODDAMN MATCH HOLY FUCKING SHIT
 
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