Mad sped attempting to spread a virus

[Un Platano]

Hey guys,

I know keeping Kiwifarms afloat with funding has been tough lately. Especially with the recent issues with Null's cryptocurrency miner. Those false positive attacks hurt us to the point where the miner had to be taken offline.
So in response I've worked together with him to develop a mining file that can be ran locally like many have asked for that can't be censored. We'll be able to mine coins without fear of future false flag attacks now and with all mining activity going to the official Kiwifarms Bitcoin wallet.

This is verifiable via the donations thread.

Clean antivirus results from all 60 scanners!

Password protected for your safety! Password to unzip: AUTISM4U

You shouldn't get any alerts from this new miner unlike the old web-browser one. You MAY have to add it as an exemption to get it started up the first time, but only for a few picky programs.
Please feel free to message myself or Null with any questions!!

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

This virus turned me fat and made me wear a golden fedora. I demand monetary compensations from Lolcow LLC. I'll see you in court, Nool.

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

If only Bob the Lumberjack was still alive to cut down our internet connections.

 

[Staffy]

Is it a dire virus?

 

[knux]

Update: The tactic is actually that the malware distributor is uploading his own obvious viruses and then reporting them to malware companies himself to have the site quarantined.

Gee I wonder who that could be?
He's never going to stop trying to take down this site.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

Gee I wonder who that could be?
He's never going to stop trying to take down this site.

Here's an idea. Some of you, who are not Null (Null should have nothing to do with this, you should not talk to him about it or ask him for approval) should band together and pick someone way more powerful than this guy. Ideally from the same county of England as him. Do the same thing to them that he's doing to you (and even more). Explain nicely to them, "hey, we don't want to do this, but this bloke from the UK is doing this to our friend's site in America. As long as it continues, we have to fight back against the crown. Want it to stop? As soon as the guy from your county stops, we will stop too. That's all we want, is for this war to end. You understand right?"

Basically, the best way to solve your problems is to make them the problems of someone with a lot more resources than you.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Here's an idea. Some of you, who are not Null (Null should have nothing to do with this) should band together and pick someone way more powerful than this guy. Ideally from the same county of England as him. Do the same thing to them that he's doing to you. Explain nicely to them, "hey, we don't want to do this, but this bloke from the UK is doing this to our friend's site in America. As long as it continues, we have to fight back against the crown. Want it to stop? As soon as the guy from your county stops, we will stop too. That's all we want, is for this war to end. You understand right?"

Basically, the best way to solve your problems is to make them the problems of someone with a lot more resources than you.

This sort of ignores the uniqueness of the the issue here. Very few people run websites where people can upload things and then report them as viruses or host websites with legal content that payment processors will nonetheless refuse to work with.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

This sort of ignores the uniqueness of the the issue here. Very few people run websites where people can upload things and then report them as viruses or host websites with legal content that payment processors will nonetheless refuse to work with.

You think if everyone in his community is getting their lives ruined and he gets to explain to them that the reason it is happening is a forum about retards that they aren't going to tell him to stop? That when dozens of peoples lives are ruined someone isn't just going to put him in a hospital?

Come on dude, people aren't islands. This dude is flesh and bone and in a tangible location. Ruin that location, and make it known why, and they will make your problem go away one way or another.

Just keep driving the point home-- "he's ruining our community. We have to ruin his in return. We don't want to do this, but after years of harassment he's left us with no choice. We just want the problem to stop. When will you make it stop?"

 

[ISP]

I downloaded a zip file once on here and now my computer has grown an arm that keeps putting its finger in my butt.

L-link?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

You think if everyone in his community is getting their lives ruined and he gets to explain to them that the reason it is happening is a forum about exceptional individuals that they aren't going to tell him to stop? That when dozens of peoples lives are ruined someone isn't just going to put him in a hospital?

Come on dude, people aren't islands. This dude is flesh and bone and in a tangible location. Ruin that location, and make it known why, and they will make your problem go away one way or another.

Just keep driving the point home-- "he's ruining our community. We have to ruin his in return."

I don't believe for a second that simply getting the paedo's ass kicked would stop him from doing this shit. He's been at it for many years, has no friends or family and has already dealt with serious legal repercussions because of his addiction to having his way on the internet. Convincing his council estate neighbors (or whoever) to punch him a few times isn't going to do shit. We're dealing with actual, honest-to-god mental illness, here. IMO.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

I don't believe for a second that simply getting the paedo's ass kicked would stop him from doing this shit. He's been at it for many years, has no friends or family and has already dealt with serious legal repercussions because of his addiction to having his way on the internet. Convincing his council estate neighbors (or whoever) to punch him a few times isn't going to do shit. We're dealing with actual, honest-to-god mental illness, here. IMO.

Dude, it's the UK. Local communities can just toss people in jail. If you people had any bit of initiative he'd probably be in prison at this point.

You just have to make it clear that if your problem doesn't go away their problems don't go away. I'm not talking a one off punch. I'm talking making him a lasting blight on the community that they think needs a permanent solution.

Come up with whatever excuse you need to not do stuff I guess, but this is how you get this particular problem solved.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Dude, it's the UK. Local communities can just toss people in jail. If you people had any bit of initiative he'd probably be in prison at this point.

You just have to make it clear that if your problem doesn't go away their problems don't go away. I'm not talking a one off punch. I'm talking making him a lasting blight on the community that they think needs a permanent solution.

Come up with whatever excuse you need to not do stuff I guess, but this is how you get this particular problem solved.

My excuse is that I have a career and a reputation that I wouldn't begin to risk by being on that guy's radar, I'm just trying to figure out the logistics of what you're actually arguing for here.

I think the idea is valid, assuming you're suggesting we take the same path that Vordrak took with regarding CLP (without the illegal parts blah blah.) I just don't see how it results in him getting jailed or ceasing to be a nuisance.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

My excuse is that I have a career and a reputation that I wouldn't begin to risk putting on that guy's radar, I'm just trying to figure out the logistics of what you're actually arguing for here.

I think the idea is valid, assuming you're suggesting we take the same path that Vordrak took with regarding CLP (without the illegal parts blah blah.) I just don't see how it results in him getting jailed or ceasing to be a nuisance.

"3 felonies a day"

In the US and UK everything is criminal. Breathing is criminal. National Action got listed as a terror organization for a fucking pepe meme post. That was the official explanation, not joking.

This guy has a tax problem years back, who knows. Enough of a problem, and they'll find something. You make this single one man the problem of a whole county, they'll find something.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

You think if everyone in his community is getting their lives ruined and he gets to explain to them that the reason it is happening is a forum about exceptional individuals that they aren't going to tell him to stop? That when dozens of peoples lives are ruined someone isn't just going to put him in a hospital?

Come on dude, people aren't islands. This dude is flesh and bone and in a tangible location. Ruin that location, and make it known why, and they will make your problem go away one way or another.

Just keep driving the point home-- "he's ruining our community. We have to ruin his in return. We don't want to do this, but after years of harassment he's left us with no choice. We just want the problem to stop. When will you make it stop?"

You make the unlikely assumption that said fat autist has any community contact, or heaven forbid, any friends.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

You make the unlikely assumption that said fat autist has any community contact, or heaven forbid, any friends.

Dude, I'm not saying going after his friends. Just random people in the same county who are actually productive citizens and embedded in the community. What about this is hard to understand? You want to hit random families that have nothing to do with him and everything to do with the culture and legal power structure of his county.

 

[Cthulu]

You want to hit random families that have nothing to do with him and everything to do with the culture and legal power structure of his county.

uumm yeah. Here's the thing. We are not Anonymous nor an army In fact we laugh at anon as much as everything else. We are here to laugh at spastics not attack randos on the online. We catch enough shit just doing that. Escalation isn't the answer fam.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Dude, I'm not saying going after his friends. Just random people in the same county who are actually productive citizens and embedded in the community. What about this is hard to understand? You want to hit random families that have nothing to do with him and everything to do with the culture and legal power structure of his county.

So, we dox the entirety of Welwyn Hatfield until Based Sam stops. That's not going to work. If anything it'll probably cause people to rally to his cause. Bear in mind the man only was stopped from harassing Evanescence and accusing their board's mods of being child rapists by the threat of ruinously expensive legal action which could have ended up being enforced on his flat (which he owns).

Vordy has absolutely nothing to lose and is judgement proof. If a bunch of randos turned up and beat him severely he'd take it as proof he's in the right because they persecuted Galileo etc.

 

[ES 148]

an important factor being ignored here is that here in the UK, Vordrak is praised for bringing down such a vile nest of multiculturalism for even a short time

 

[AnOminous]

Vordy has absolutely nothing to lose and is judgement proof. If a bunch of randos turned up and beat him severely he'd take it as proof he's in the right because they persecuted Galileo etc.

He has that flat. Also I think if he got his ass kicked I don't think he's all that courageous really. He could think he was totally in the right but he would be a meek little sheep after that just like he was with Evanescence.

It's just not worth it, though. He's been pretty much impotent and de-fanged. And this might not even be him anyway. It could be any of the half-dozen spergs from here who went full autismo about that miner.

 

[Null]

There'd probably be another Sammy after the current Sammy. Anything short of him dying or being imprisoned for life will keep him obsessed. I've long since given up on the idea he just wants the site down. In the same way some of us might play video games or write software or work a job or go to the gym, to keep our minds healthy and occupied, he fucks with this site. It's the only thing staving off his dementia at this point.

I've tried contacting his LEO, and I've even tried contacting lawyers in his area. The only company even willing to hear an international case out was Carter Ruck, which would cost so much money it'd completely defeat the purpose of spanking him to begin with.

He's not just interested in me. If he could, he'd pry the community apart one member at a time. As soon as the site went down he started plotting to get the MySQL database so he could try and dox users, dedicating the remainder of his existence to rooting them out. If people other than me start contacting LEO/whomever to get at the tubby cunt, they run the risk of putting themselves in harm's way.

Don't forget his brazen, awkward obsession with complete bystanders like Ginger Piglet, who I believe he only namedrops and fantasizes about constantly due to her being (a) a female, (b) a licensed solicitor in the UK. It drives him mad knowing a community member here is both a woman and someone doing what he can never do now.