Mad sped attempting to spread a virus

There'd probably be another Sammy after the current Sammy. Anything short of him dying or being imprisoned for life will keep him obsessed. I've long since given up on the idea he just wants the site down. In the same way some of us might play video games or write software or work a job or go to the gym, to keep our minds healthy and occupied, he fucks with this site. It's the only thing staving off his dementia at this point.

I've tried contacting his LEO, and I've even tried contacting lawyers in his area. The only company even willing to hear an international case out was Carter Ruck, which would cost so much money it'd completely defeat the purpose of spanking him to begin with.

He's not just interested in me, if he could, he'd pry the community apart one member at a time. As soon as the site went down he started plotting to get the MySQL database so he could try and dox users, dedicating the remainder of his existence to rooting them out. If people other than me start contacting LEO/whomever to get at the tubby cunt, they run the risk of putting themselves in harm's way.

Don't forget his brazen, awkward obsession with complete bystanders like Ginger Piglet, who I believe he only namedrops and fantasizes about constantly due to her being (a) a female, (b) a licensed solicitor in the UK. It drives him mad knowing a community member here is both a woman and someone doing what he can never do now.

As sick as it is, I think the upside to Vordrak and people like him in general, is that when they're in your life they make you strive to be better. I'm sure the site is a lot stronger in some ways due to having to deal with him.
 
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The witch hunter will end up like his namesake...Lying dead and forgotten, covered in horse shit.

Matthew Hopkins, whom Samuel Collingwood Smith worships, was himself a huge lolcow, a paid perjurer who made up most of his accusations whole cloth and his "Witchfinder General" was a purely made up title itself. There was no such official title, he just called himself that.
 
You think if everyone in his community is getting their lives ruined and he gets to explain to them that the reason it is happening is a forum about exceptional individuals that they aren't going to tell him to stop? That when dozens of peoples lives are ruined someone isn't just going to put him in a hospital?

Come on dude, people aren't islands. This dude is flesh and bone and in a tangible location. Ruin that location, and make it known why, and they will make your problem go away one way or another.

Just keep driving the point home-- "he's ruining our community. We have to ruin his in return. We don't want to do this, but after years of harassment he's left us with no choice. We just want the problem to stop. When will you make it stop?"
Yeah, absolutely. Bring the fight to his doorstep. I've been wondering what checks go into commissioning a billboard in the UK.

It seems (yet to be confirmed tho) that they largely don't give a shit. I like that angle.
I don't believe for a second that simply getting the paedo's ass kicked would stop him from doing this shit. He's been at it for many years, has no friends or family and has already dealt with serious legal repercussions because of his addiction to having his way on the internet. Convincing his council estate neighbors (or whoever) to punch him a few times isn't going to do shit. We're dealing with actual, honest-to-god mental illness, here. IMO.
No way. Lolcows are claiming insanity to dodge responsibility. I don't ever buy that though. (Except for the templeos guy and Gail chord Schuler)

Vordy is a fat man with unlimited time and a target.

That's his fucking fault.

Don't contribute to this "mental illness" nonsense.
It takes a very special blend of autism and having nothing to lose to do what Vordy does, and lolcows don't typically support this site. Besides, it's funnier to just let him keep on uselessly bashing his head against a wall.
I think you gloss over the very real threat these dumbasses present. A site like kf requires legit resources and technical talent to run. Over the years, several hundred dollars worth of resources went into running the site.

Vordy is a pussy and a nutless knob gobbler, but only because of the dedicated efforts of kf admins.

Remember, it took a powerful advesary (a pop metal band funded by Hollywood) to put him in his place.

And there will be more. I see the tranny lobby being next. Led by gruesome Greta or similar man-woman-ogres.
 
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I think you gloss over the very real threat these dumbasses present. A site like kf requires legit resources and technical talent to run. Over the years, several hundred dollars worth of resources went into running the site.

Vordy is a pussy and a nutless knob gobbler, but only because of the dedicated efforts of kf admins.

Remember, it took a powerful advesary (a pop metal band funded by Hollywood) to put him in his place.

And there will be more. I see the tranny lobby being next. Led by gruesome Greta or similar man-woman-ogres.
I wish I could say you were wrong, but you've got a point.

Guess I should get in the habit of using the cryptominer then.
 
Dude, I'm not saying going after his friends. Just random people in the same county who are actually productive citizens and embedded in the community. What about this is hard to understand? You want to hit random families that have nothing to do with him and everything to do with the culture and legal power structure of his county.
Is it bad that out of everyone here, I am the only one who knows what you're getting at weev?
 
If we only had a terrorist hacker that could stop him.

If only, oh well.

"Guys Guys Guys, Russia gov sponsor is of hacking DNC servers prior to US vote because of vague attribution with no digital forensic evidence"

"Guys guys guys, person name of Samuel is of malware author for hack attempt on Farms of Kiwi because of vague attribution with no digital forensic evidence"


You be seeing of problem yes? No cheeki breekies even be of running malware for static analysis?
Fancy Bear receive word from good malware mate that admin is of having no interest in this though.
He is of being 100% correct though for no evidences. Please take note. Past few pages of Sam talk is of banter.

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Yeah, absolutely. Bring the fight to his doorstep. I've been wondering what checks go into commissioning a billboard in the UK.

Well, what would happen first is Sam would probably screech at the provider of the billboard (Maiden, JC Decaux, etc.) and they'd be only too happy to turn over their customer data probably because otherwise they'd spend large sums defending a defamation action that will cost them even if they are successful. This is assuming they'd even agree to put up an infographic about Vordy.
 
I don't think this is Vordy work tbh.
I dunno why, it just looks like some sped is mad at this place for some idiotic reason and want to be le epik ween trollan. I mean, we had some people very very very mad at us because miners or true & honest stickers lately.

but what do I know I'm no hacker, much less a terrorist
 
Oh shit, the Bear is back.

Weev's strategy might work, or it might spawn a political force loud enough to get the national government looking into the mess, and there's no way that contingency doesn't end poorly for Kiwi Farms. As neat as it would be to become legal precedent, I would rather it be for a favorable decision.

Also, I'm on board with this not being Sam. It seems too... Intimate for him, maybe? He likes to lob artillery from other sites, from what I've seen. This is more akin to planting bombs. It could be someone working with him, I suppose.
 
Always remember we have, for some special reason, various discords popping up lately with salty ex-users and haters
And Vordy doesn't have m4d h4ack1ng sk1llz, he's just an old fatty sped who screams about terrorism and pedos
 
Well, what would happen first is Sam would probably screech at the provider of the billboard (Maiden, JC Decaux, etc.) and they'd be only too happy to turn over their customer data probably because otherwise they'd spend large sums defending a defamation action that will cost them even if they are successful. This is assuming they'd even agree to put up an infographic about Vordy.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. How easy is it to arrange clean (enough) credentials that they'll accept.
 
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