✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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A celebrity refusing to admit their shine has faded is truly an odd spectacle to behold. No one else can really relate to what they’re going through, but we can decide to laugh at them when they make themselves look like retards. I wonder what it’s like to go from having the ground you walk on worshipped to selling pictures of your bare cunt birthing centipedes to get anyone’s attention. What a rollercoaster.
 
I kinda feel sorry for Britney too. If that picture is anything to go by, the closest thing she has to a social circle are fellow celebrities who just hang out with each other for clout.

I just realized I'm being all "boo hoo rich person has it so bad" but I can't exactly be unsympathetic especially considering the way Britney's life has been going since 2008, conservatorship et al. I also recently rewatched her carpool karaoke video and she said she wanted more children, so after that I googled "Britney Spears pregnant" and found out she miscarried not too long ago. (:_(

She's kind of an anti-Madonna in the sense that her "tee hee" permissive persona and public image were entirely manufactured and she more or less cracked at the pressure (2008 breakdown), whereas Madonna is more or less a genuine narcissist and someone who's hardly a "victim" of show biz (as a more sympathetic observer might label Britney) but, if anything, its boss villain.

Like Jesus. How can anyone make Donatella Versace look tolerable in comparison? I hate to say it but Madge has done it again
The Spears girls have been sold to the highest bidder since they were young girls- big clue is JamieLynn having Dan Schneider‘s kid at 16. I feel a lot of sympathy for them as well.

back on topic- first shot, Madonna looked like Britney’s hot aunt. The second she looks like her mee maw. the pics were not a good idea
 
The Spears girls have been sold to the highest bidder since they were young girls- big clue is JamieLynn having Dan Schneider‘s kid at 16. I feel a lot of sympathy for them as well.

back on topic- first shot, Madonna looked like Britney’s hot aunt. The second she looks like her mee maw. the pics were not a good idea
I feel sorry for a lot of child/teen stars in general. Good lord, the pop music industry is full of pedophiles and child abusers that would make Hollywood proud.

Say what you may about gansta rap pimps, hoes, and gigolos, but at least those are legal age adults rapping about sex, thug life, and hedonism. When the pop music industry makes the gansta rap industry look sane and civilized in comparison, there is a huge problem here.
 
Serious question: I just saw the NFT's on the site. That's it? The NFT's??

Seriously. THAT. IS. IT?????
They dead ass want you to pay for these?? But...I saw them for free? And these can be pirated and mirrored to hell, back, and sideways?
What even IS an NFT? I looked it up and...Non-fungible tokens. Okay..the FUCK are they? I still couldn't find a real answer. Are they fake moneyzz like crypto?

Because what I see here is a straight up GRIFT. Rip. Off. Fucking. Grift.
And not even a good one.
 
Serious question: I just saw the NFT's on the site. That's it? The NFT's??

Seriously. THAT. IS. IT?????
They dead ass want you to pay for these?? But...I saw them for free? And these can be pirated and mirrored to hell, back, and sideways?
What even IS an NFT? I looked it up and...Non-fungible tokens. Okay..the FUCK are they? I still couldn't find a real answer. Are they fake moneyzz like crypto?

Because what I see here is a straight up GRIFT. Rip. Off. Fucking. Grift.
And not even a good one.
Yes, NFTs are a grift and a joke. They have all the value of a certificate naming you the owner of a square foot of the moon. They are backed by no value. It is insane.

Crypto is equally insane to me. It's just a confidence scam.
 
Serious question: I just saw the NFT's on the site. That's it? The NFT's??

Seriously. THAT. IS. IT?????
They dead ass want you to pay for these?? But...I saw them for free? And these can be pirated and mirrored to hell, back, and sideways?
What even IS an NFT? I looked it up and...Non-fungible tokens. Okay..the FUCK are they? I still couldn't find a real answer. Are they fake moneyzz like crypto?

Because what I see here is a straight up GRIFT. Rip. Off. Fucking. Grift.
And not even a good one.
I didn't even wait for them all to load. They look like something made with free models in Daz3D a decade ago. Just shit even by CGI standards.
 
A celebrity refusing to admit their shine has faded is truly an odd spectacle to behold. No one else can really relate to what they’re going through, but we can decide to laugh at them when they make themselves look like retards. I wonder what it’s like to go from having the ground you walk on worshipped to selling pictures of your bare cunt birthing centipedes to get anyone’s attention. What a rollercoaster.
Paul Williams (the song writer) once commented: "There's nothing more pathetic to me than some little old man going, “Please, sir, may I have some more fame?”
 
Man, Madonna really fucked these kids up. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for Mercy, she’s our only hope.

Them hoodrat twins already seem suspect. Rocco is cosplaying as a Great Gatsby character, David is a tryhard artfag. And Lola…
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My favorite part was when her lips phased through her hand to float in space before returning to her face, very cool.

Is Lola her biological child? Isn't her father like Cuban or something? The blackfishing is strong in this family.
 
After the divorce Guy Ritchie said in an interview something like "I mean, she is kind of retarded." I remember at the time thinking "come on man, she's made a huge name for herself so she must've done something right, don't be so bitchy, plus that's the mother of your kid, lol chill."
But now?
I am revisiting my initial objections.

Yup


"A year after Madonna called him “emotionally retarded,” former husband Guy Ritchie said in an Esquire magazine interview that hit the Web on Wednesday that he still loves her, but that she is “retarded” herself.

The 41 year-old British director said Madonna “makes things happen” and works hard at her career.


“And, of course, here you go: I still love her,” Ritchie told the magazine. “But she’s retarded, too.”

The couple finalized their divorce in a U.K. court last November, after eight years of marriage. They have a 9 year-old son together, and also adopted a boy from Malawi."

 
Her insta is absolute nightmare fuel. I could put all of her pictures here.
With all the occasions she has to meet new people, she has zero friends her age, which it's quite telling.
Not even the weirdos she is hanging with stick arround her.
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Also what is she wearing?
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What a sad sad life.
 
Her insta is absolute nightmare fuel. I could put all of her pictures here.
With all the occasions she has to meet new people, she has zero friends her age, which it's quite telling.
Not even the weirdos she is hanging with stick arround her.
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Also what is she wearing?
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What a sad sad life.
That guy in the last pic looks like he's super embarrassed about just doing an explosive watery diarrhea in his designer jeans
 
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