✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

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reminds me of the bathtub scene in The Shining

 

[Spatula]

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Once you go black (goofy-looking-toddler), you never go back. View attachment 3606615
How foolish to have a twenty-something lover in your mid 60s and he’s not even hot.

He's the male equivalent of instagram models doing rimjobs for a trip to Dubai.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

She’s bucking convention, you go gurrrrl! You aren’t tired and played out at all!!!
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Ugh.....I don't feel well...now if you excuse me....

 

[mold]

Every time I see this thread it reminds me of this cheerful Spanish drag queen and I want to share the happiness with you all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnhN8JJDOGU

 

[MirrorNoir]

I feel sorry for a lot of child/teen stars in general. Good lord, the pop music industry is full of pedophiles and child abusers that would make Hollywood proud.

Say what you may about gansta rap pimps, hoes, and gigolos, but at least those are legal age adults rapping about sex, thug life, and hedonism. When the pop music industry makes the gansta rap industry look sane and civilized in comparison, there is a huge problem here.

I'd argue that Gangster Rap is worse in the "abuse of women" department, since misogyny and mistreating/abusing women is a central feature and not a bug like it is in pop music. Combined with the fact that no one fucking CARES if a rapper beats, rapes, or exploits women especially minor women.

Hell, R Kelly got away with not only raping/grooming Aliyah but has utterly gaslit her parents into defending Kelly even AFTER Kelly got outed as a child rapist who pees on his victims. Not to mention gotten them to withhold the bulk of her music from streaming websites, so that only the album Kelly helped made (the jailbait themed "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number") is the only album you can legally stream of hers, allowing him to make money off of their dead daughter.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

I'd argue that Gangster Rap is worse in the "abuse of women" department, since misogyny and mistreating/abusing women is a central feature and not a bug like it is in pop music. Combined with the fact that no one fucking CARES if a rapper beats, rapes, or exploits women especially minor women.

Hell, R Kelly got away with not only raping/grooming Aliyah but has utterly gaslit her parents into defending Kelly even AFTER Kelly got outed as a child rapist who pees on his victims. Not to mention gotten them to withhold the bulk of her music from streaming websites, so that only the album Kelly helped made (the jailbait themed "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number") is the only album you can legally stream of hers, allowing him to make money off of their dead daughter.

Oh man, I forgot about R. Kelly. The less about him, the better.

 

[formerfatcow]

She’s bucking convention, you go gurrrrl! You aren’t tired and played out at all!!!
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It's even grosser in the video than in screencaps

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

 

[Bees]

This has got to be some satanic humiliation ritual like what happened to Bruce Jenner.

 

[Little oak tree]

This has got to be some satanic humiliation ritual like what happened to Bruce Jenner.

Human Experimentation: An Introduction to the Ethical Issues

www.pcrm.org

I didn't read the whole article, but I invite you to debate with me

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Maybe he has a big dick but the rest would more than cancel that out.

I'm sure he's no Brian Stelter, though.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I'm sure he's no Brian Stelter, though.

My old brain thought you meant Brian Setzer. Oops.

 

[Dovahshit]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iW-tEhowqMk

please tell me im seeing things and that she is not naked from the waist down

please

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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please tell me im seeing things and that she is not naked from the waist down

please

She's wearing pants or a skirt, but she's popping out of that corset (or whatever it is) up top. I can't tell if she's got something over her nipples, or the lighting in the picture.

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[Dovahshit]

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no just no man


she needs to touch up her fillers too

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Madonna already did the "Asian fishing" thing before it was cool. Check out the music video for Nothing Really Matters (released in 1999):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cAVx9RKaLPU

I wonder if this is her inspiration:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I wonder if this is her inspiration:

Millennium Actress came out in 2001 so I'm going with nah

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

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I kind of like the concept, but would look better with a young woman; obviously. The autotune kind of distracts from the scary cannibal vibe too. B-.

 

[Madonna_Claws]

It's even grosser in the video than in screencaps
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I like that dress a lot. It would really suit me (other than I could do with sleeves due to age-related minor *cough* bingo wings ). As for the not-so-hot tongue action, she could get away with that 20/30 years ago and be "shocking". Now it just seems a bit desperate.

Anyway, WHERE WAS MY PARTY INVITE, BITCH?

Millennium Actress came out in 2001 so I'm going with nah

Probably nicked the look from the 'Nothing Really Matters' video...

I don't think Madonna will go down the K-Pop eye route. There's no need. Eyes get naturally smaller as we age, sadly, and Madge had amazingly striking eyes when younger. They're now a lot smaller and she'll only need a couple more face-lift for her eyes to be stretched out into mere slits.