✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

  • Thread starter Thread starter RI 360
  • Start date Start date
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Alamo basement dweller said:
This is so embarrassing for everyone involved. I’m embarrassed that I saw it. I made it as far as the dude deep throating the water bottle before noping out.
Click to expand...
Of course, Trinity Mirror and Reach PLC (the owners of UK Woke Media) are creaming themselves that a crusty old Grandma with the talent of horse diarrhea is coming to London on October 14th,

They are banning any negative comments from their online forums, THAT is how Popular the Fossilized Fucktard is.
 
If this was like maybe... Ray of Light era Madonna on tour, then I'd maybe want to go see her live. Kinda always loved her music (her old shit, not this new retarded shit) because of my mother that calls her a boiled egg. I'm upset that she's apparently going to curse my state with this tour.
 
Zirnwyb said:
If this was like maybe... Ray of Light era Madonna on tour, then I'd maybe want to go see her live. Kinda always loved her music (her old shit, not this new retarded shit) because of my mother that calls her a boiled egg. I'm upset that she's apparently going to curse my state with this tour.
Click to expand...
I loved her music as a child, 90s kid here. She is not a good person like most entertainers. When she went TDS and spoke of her wish to blow up The White House I was shocked, mad and disappointed. She sold her sold to the devil, there is no excuse for trafficking kids!
 
Dude Christmas said:
She is not a good person…..She sold her sold to the devil
Click to expand...
I do actually wonder about this, lol. Years ago I would see people periodically comment that Madonna was a “witch” or “sold her soul” and I just figured that her global icon status led to Illuminati type conspiracies or to all sorts of weird primordial projections about very sexual or powerful women.

However….. When you see her now it’s hard not to think of some kind of reckoning occurring, or the bill coming due, karma, the devil collecting, etc. Like the guy said in the video, her whole aura is “sad and gross.” It’s tainted with some dark-sided energy, that’s for sure. And I think some of it does boil down to the simple fact that Madonna isn’t a very nice person. We can laugh along with Cher about age and vanity and plastic surgery, because there’s a warmth there.

But anyway sorry to wobble on. I just think it’s going to get even darker and darker with Madonna. She’s only 64. What comes next is going to look like the ending to Suspiria.

 
Last edited:
Neurotypical Mantis said:
you have a lot of hope for humanity
Click to expand...
I think OP meant "like most entertainers, she is not a good person" but the weird order makes it seem like they're saying the opposite.

Anyway I wonder how much Madame Egg paid those people to appear. I'm not fans of any of them but I'd DIE to hear the shit-talk debriefing when they got together afterward
 
Zirnwyb said:
If this was like maybe... Ray of Light era Madonna on tour, then I'd maybe want to go see her live. Kinda always loved her music (her old shit, not this new retarded shit) because of my mother that calls her a boiled egg. I'm upset that she's apparently going to curse my state with this tour.
Click to expand...
People are going like NASCAR fans go to superspeedway races. They're hoping to see 'the big one'. Only in this case, it's to watch another hip blow out or knee snap.
 
Iron Hamster said:
People are going like NASCAR fans go to superspeedway races. They're hoping to see 'the big one'. Only in this case, it's to watch another hip blow out or knee snap.
Click to expand...
Is it too much to ask her, Ozzy Osborne and Keith Richards to just have a marathon drug session in a concert hall until she ODs.
 
F9088D12-B4CC-4AAD-ABF4-500494D8F313.jpeg
E5CC0016-AD12-4BAD-9486-9AE25BAF1B4D.jpeg
AF147F82-470D-404F-BB1B-66216F953559.jpeg
187AD867-9D8E-47DE-AD77-D046348368EB.jpeg
4DFEEFEE-31FC-4B01-AB1E-7F7590BC743C.jpeg
A98A44F3-93D0-4E43-9297-4DC0128A20C9.jpeg
35D27937-7A16-415A-858C-791EAAB9AD77.jpeg
2755D3F9-CE18-498D-AB79-BB71099C06C4.jpeg
11E6D0B1-5CF2-4330-8135-18A6F6CD7AE9.jpeg

Oh I think I get it guys….she did a religious photo shoot because her name, Madonna, is religious in origin right, but she’s not like the Madonna, she’s just Madonna….so it’s essentially the same thing, but it’s radically different…but it’s also different because it’s exactly the same…. I barely understand the concept thru all the deep layers of meaning woven together…. If someone else can describe this cornucopia of genius and madness better than I, please do….

It’s just so tricky….because it’s different by being exactly the same….

It’s so artistic and envelope pushing….she’s definitely never blurred the lines with religion and promiscuity before….what an interesting path this new chapter has taken….

wow

 
Dude Christmas said:
I loved her music as a child, 90s kid here. She is not a good person like most entertainers. When she went TDS and spoke of her wish to blow up The White House I was shocked, mad and disappointed. She sold her sold to the devil, there is no excuse for trafficking kids!
Click to expand...

Tombigbee said:
I do actually wonder about this, lol. Years ago I would see people periodically comment that Madonna was a “witch” or “sold her soul” and I just figured that her global icon status led to Illuminati type conspiracies or to all sorts of weird primordial projections about very sexual or powerful women.

However….. When you see her now it’s hard not to think of some kind of reckoning occurring, or the bill coming due, karma, the devil collecting, etc. Like the guy said in the video, her whole aura is “sad and gross.” It’s tainted with some dark-sided energy, that’s for sure. And I think some of it does boil down to the simple fact that Madonna isn’t a very nice person. We can laugh along with Cher about age and vanity and plastic surgery, because there’s a warmth there.

But anyway sorry to wobble on. I just think it’s going to get even darker and darker with Madonna. She’s only 64. What comes next is going to look like the ending to Suspiria.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NOifzzZvsFU
Click to expand...
Jesus guys she’s just some old whore calm down
 
PBR Streetgang said:
I think OP meant "like most entertainers, she is not a good person" but the weird order makes it seem like they're saying the opposite.

Anyway I wonder how much Madame Egg paid those people to appear. I'm not fans of any of them but I'd DIE to hear the shit-talk debriefing when they got together afterward
Click to expand...
I mean maybe not Amy Schumer or Lil Wayne, but I'd pay good money to hear what Eric Andre, Bob the Drag Queen and Diplo had to say. They seem to be less likely to have succumbed to starstruck brainworms or take themselves seriously (well maybe not Diplo on the latter but he e.g. livestreamed Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner's Las Vegas wedding on Instagram because he thought it was a joke).

I reckon they (and maybe a couple of others) only did this for the paycheque. Bob is going to be a supporting act for her tour, and apparently this was a recreation of a scene from her 1990 documentary In Bed With Madonna. I'm not motivated to watch that documentary so I don't know if this is just a spiritual replication, but if she's making them do a verbatim recreation that both explains why it was so stilted and also is very Mrs Haversham of her.

Anyway I only came here because that weird albino model that I can't work out if he's attractive or not was also in that Vanity Fair shoot
Screenshot_20230119-230546_Instagram-01.jpeg
I feel like she already did "I'm Madonna! Like Our Lady!", many many times. But I guess if she's replicating a game of truth or dare she played 30 odd years ago, it would tally.
Oh also, cow crossover
Screenshot_20230113-160011_Instagram-01.jpeg
One of the few times I'll say Trisha looks better than the person she's impersonating (not Madonna from that music video, but modern day Madonna who has a 50/50 chance of fulfilling her Austin Powers dream and doing all her old costumes)
 
Madonna is old, looks to be like a walking corpse and I would not have sex with her even when she begs for the D on stage again.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom