✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Yeah, I mentioned Cher and Vivienne Westwood before. Vivienne Westwood at 77 (pic below) was still relevant, eccentric and married to a man 25 years younger than her. It doesn't look like she's had any work done but if she did it's not obvious.

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Cher is nearing 80 and while you can tell she's had a lot of work done she still looks like herself and for some reason she doesn't look ridiculous wearing the outfits that she's wearing.

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Other honourable mentions include:

Annie Lennox - age 68

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Dolly Parton - age 77

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Paula Abdul - age 60

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Cyndi Lauper - age 69

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That last picture makes her look like an old greta thunberg. Cannot fucking unsee
 
Doesn't, like, half of Avril's money come from Japan at this point? For some reason they still love her and she appears on Japanese TV sometimes. I think she even did some Japan-only releases like 4 years ago.

Madonna paying money to live out every liberal's fantasy of being The Only Good White Person, sad!
Her sister Michelle married the Bassist of the Japanese band One Ok Rock
I think she also did tons of commercials in Japan
Back to the topic
I really want to know what's going on at "The Party"
It's either full-on degeneracy or cringe
 
Or her almost 40 figure might not be tight clothes and pap ready or it might be her way of fanning the “pregnancy rumor” because lord knows that’s a way to get tongues wagging online and extra attention - which she seems very hungry for,

I notice post 35 year old women like to encourage pregnancy rumors, they get paranoid about their age and fertility so pregnancy rumors equate them with young and fertile. It’s why you have 48 year old women who buy eggs and sperm for IVF to get pregnant trying to pretend it’s totally natural! (Looking at you Janet Jackson, but she didn’t even bother with the pregnancy part and rented some Indian ladies womb to carry her gay Muslim husband baby with who knows who’s ovum)

That's some hateful drivel really. Having first child at the age of 40 is nothing unusual these days, not amongst celebrities, but amongst regular working women. My aunt had a child, naturally, at the age of 46 and that was in Poland in the 80s. Shock horror.

Many women dont have to buy eggs because they freeze theirs ahead of the time if they can afford it.

Seriously this age shaming of women needs to fucking stop. A 50 year old new mom, who's wealthy, healthy and whose child was wanted isn't a bad thing. A 25 year old ghetto mom without a dime and alcohol problem is.
 
That's some hateful drivel really. Having first child at the age of 40 is nothing unusual these days, not amongst celebrities, but amongst regular working women. My aunt had a child, naturally, at the age of 46 and that was in Poland in the 80s. Shock horror.

Many women dont have to buy eggs because they freeze theirs ahead of the time if they can afford it.

Seriously this age shaming of women needs to fucking stop. A 50 year old new mom, who's wealthy, healthy and whose child was wanted isn't a bad thing. A 25 year old ghetto mom without a dime and alcohol problem is.
This isn’t me, this is society. Fertility equals youthfulness. I think it’s far better to wait to have children than pump out 4 before 25.

But I think it’s shameful celebrities lie about using IVF and buying ovum, giving the impression that it’s totally common to have natural pregnancies at 43 or 46 when in fact it’s rare and exceedingly rare. If you really really want children you should start trying by 35 to be safe. If children are not an absolute must for you, it’s fine to wait till longer but know the chances of natural conception decline.

There are women in my family who have had kids in their early 40’s but I know my family is not the norm, but I did think pregnancy until 45 was totes normal until I got brought into a project that required research on the “egg buying industry” about 12 years ago. I was shocked at how many women struggled to conceive in their mid and late 30’s. It really depends on your own genetic make-up. But one thing that was common was women thinking (thanks to celebrities) that they could get pregnant well into their 40’s naturally until they actually tried.

Go to any IVF board and read the anger and rage when another celebrity announces a pregnancy with twins at 45 and they pretend it’s a happy natural occurrence. Janet Jackson is just the most ridiculous example I could muster because she even faked being pregnant like a big weirdo.

I think the ovum and IVF industry as it currently exists, is extremely exploitative and dangerous to young women. I’d like to see that change. Women having a more realistic idea of their “fertility window” is one way to reduce it.

Another thing I learned is freezing eggs is a bad idea and it’s another product being sold to women, usually without full disclosure. I don’t like that companies have offered it as a carrot to try and get women to delay pregnancy for their own selfish reasons - to keep the women working and not on maternity leave. If you can freeze enough eggs you might end up with a baby eventually but even when pumped full of dangerous levels of hormones you may not produce lots of viable ovum. Freezing embryos is far more likely to result in a live birth than frozen ovum. You can read lots of sad stories of women who found out when they attempted to have the frozen ovum dethawed and fertilized. They might end up with one or two embryos but then it has to go through the IVF process and it’s normal to need at least 4 attempts for one to take. Freezing eggs is a relatively new phenomenon, but actual data on the outcomes is poor. Ovum just doesn’t hold up as well to freezing and dethaw as embryos

The fertility industry is poorly researched and regulated and it preys on women desperate for children in the absolute worst ways. Don’t get me started on what they do in Greece and Eastern Europe.

I also think it’s bullshit to pressure women or men into thinking they must have kids. Kids do not equal an instant meaningful life as all the shitty parents demonstrate. We’d be way better off if fewer people reproduced.
 
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Just to kinda veer back on topic, Madonna had her kids when she was 38 and 42 and they turned out... well, everyone's still alive. Apparently 35+ is a geriatric pregnancy which sounds mad - I know there's more risks associated with older women but 35+ doesn't seem a bad age to have a kid really. You've probably got your shit together somewhat by then.

(Crashing back off-topic, do we have a celebrity gossip shitposting thread somewhere? Not sure how much I'd post in it but the sites I used to visit for gossip have either gone woke, turned into a bizarre anti-royal shitshow or are nothing but blind items with weirdos in the comment section. And there's only so much daily mail sidebar of shame I can stomach)
 
Seriously this age shaming of women needs to fucking stop. A 50 year old new mom, who's wealthy, healthy and whose child was wanted isn't a bad thing. A 25 year old ghetto mom without a dime and alcohol problem is.
I won't argue the second sentence, but imagine graduating high school and your mom is pushing 70. If you want kids 10 years after nature turned your oven off, maybe you should have decided to have them when you were healthy enough to do so and they would have been an integral part of your life, and raised as such. Instead of "well, I've done it all. Might as well have a kid" Parenting isn't like picking up a new hobby. Look how fucked up all these celebrity's kids are who treat it a such.
 
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Speaking of pregnancy, Lindsay Lohan just announced she is.
I rated this Islamic content due to the sheer amount of Muslim DNA that has been inside her.
I don't know, I think she's really calmed down in the past few years.
Motherhood can make a party girl get her shit together, Snooki from Jersey Shore and Nicole Ritchie are two famous examples I can think of. But I've known a few women in my life that stopped the party shit the second they saw that blue line.
I hope Lindsey does the same thing. And keeps her horrible parents away from the baby.
Realistically she’s aged out of the yacht girl scene and her reputation is so radioactive that she no longer has the money to act like she used to. It’s basically try to clean up her act or go to skid row type of things.
Crashing back off-topic, do we have a celebrity gossip shitposting thread somewhere? Not sure how much I'd post in it but the sites I used to visit for gossip have either gone woke, turned into a bizarre anti-royal shitshow or are nothing but blind items with weirdos in the comment section. And there's only so much daily mail sidebar of shame I can stomach)
I think there’s generally an attitude to avoid celebrity gossip unless they’re an out of control lolcow. There are a few random threads here and there about more specific targets. I used to follow CDAN a decade and more ago but the original group of contributors obviously left and the people who took their place just repurpose Daily Mail headlines.
 
Celebitchy, I presume?
Yeah! I used to quite enjoy it years ago but now it's nothing but royals and wokeness and it's boring. I still read dlisted but even that isn't as much fun anymore.

I think there’s generally an attitude to avoid celebrity gossip unless they’re an out of control lolcow. There are a few random threads here and there about more specific targets. I used to follow CDAN a decade and more ago but the original group of contributors obviously left and the people who took their place just repurpose Daily Mail headlines.
After I posted that I found a thread on here about the celebrity sex trade and that's got lots of old CDAN blinds in. I used to read it back then as well, back when it was still the original enty lawyer and Himmmm/"Robert Downey Jr". I gave up when he sold the site and it became completely shit and unreadable for a while.

And yeah, I get that. I'm still tempted to start one in off-topic but I guess there's no point if it just gets sent straight to spergatory.
 
Yeah! I used to quite enjoy it years ago but now it's nothing but royals and wokeness and it's boring. I still read dlisted but even that isn't as much fun anymore.


After I posted that I found a thread on here about the celebrity sex trade and that's got lots of old CDAN blinds in. I used to read it back then as well, back when it was still the original enty lawyer and Himmmm/"Robert Downey Jr". I gave up when he sold the site and it became completely shit and unreadable for a while.

And yeah, I get that. I'm still tempted to start one in off-topic but I guess there's no point if it just gets sent straight to spergatory.
D-Listed used to be hilarious when it was just Michael K doing it, but it went to shit after he added new writers. They bitch about Celebitchy, but D-Listed is just as bad now.
It's a shame, because MK was funny, and I was hoping he would get his own TV show or something like it.
 
D-Listed used to be hilarious when it was just Michael K doing it, but it went to shit after he added new writers. They bitch about Celebitchy, but D-Listed is just as bad now.
It's a shame, because MK was funny, and I was hoping he would get his own TV show or something like it.
Oh same, I miss the days of chicken cutlets and the empress of lucite! He still does the sporadic hot slut of the day articles - I'm glad he hasn't changed the name, I recently discovered that Lainey (another one I visited back in the day) started adding disclaimers to her older, bitchier posts...

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Oh same, I miss the days of chicken cutlets and the empress of lucite! He still does the sporadic hot slut of the day articles - I'm glad he hasn't changed the name, I recently discovered that Lainey (another one I visited back in the day) started adding disclaimers to her older, bitchier posts...

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Phoebe Price and Shauna Sands! He hasn't posted anything about those two in quite a while.
The last things I remember about those two were that Shauna lost custody of her daughters, and Phoebe got turned away from a Chanel event in LA.
And Octomom, they went off on her, MK called her Crazy Baby Lady.
 
That's some hateful drivel really. Having first child at the age of 40 is nothing unusual these days, not amongst celebrities, but amongst regular working women. My aunt had a child, naturally, at the age of 46 and that was in Poland in the 80s. Shock horror.

Many women dont have to buy eggs because they freeze theirs ahead of the time if they can afford it.

Seriously this age shaming of women needs to fucking stop. A 50 year old new mom, who's wealthy, healthy and whose child was wanted isn't a bad thing. A 25 year old ghetto mom without a dime and alcohol problem is.
I hear what you're saying, but how many women does "A 50 year old new mom, who's wealthy, healthy and whose child was wanted" describe? How many of those women have children with no congenital issues? For sure not a guarantee, but the odds are not good for moms at that age.
D-Listed used to be hilarious when it was just Michael K doing it, but it went to shit after he added new writers. They bitch about Celebitchy, but D-Listed is just as bad now.
It's a shame, because MK was funny, and I was hoping he would get his own TV show or something like it.
Did you ever read WWTDD back in the day? Man, that was a great site back when the original dude was writing it. I also used to read I Don't Like You In That Way. It was okay. There was a woman named Jess or something like that that wrote for it. She was a shit ton funnier than the main guy.

Fuck, I'm old.
 

The old alt.celebrities-gossip shambles along as a blind item aggregator with Web 1.0 flair and no ads. For no holds barred mean humor gossip meet me over at lipstick alley.
I was at Lipstick Alley a lot when the Jahi McMath story was going on. There was a guy there that was related, or knew the family very well, and had the best behind the scenes stuff.
 
Fucking hell she looks twenty years younger.
Madonna looks like a cenobite now.

As hideous as Madge is now, and compared to her Paula looks pretty good, I still think PA looks near her age even though she's had quite a lot of work done. And she seems to have an eye wonk on this pic, which can point to Botox mishaps. And that outfit is repulsive in the extreme. Still... compared to Ciccone, she's not bad... sheesh, we have some motherfuckingly low bar right here.
 
As hideous as Madge is now, and compared to her Paula looks pretty good, I still think PA looks near her age even though she's had quite a lot of work done. And she seems to have an eye wonk on this pic, which can point to Botox mishaps. And that outfit is repulsive in the extreme. Still... compared to Ciccone, she's not bad... sheesh, we have some motherfuckingly low bar right here.

Paula Abdul performed at Billboard Awards in 2019 (so she was what, 56?) and she absolutely rocked it, amazing stamina and energy.
 
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