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Make him a Rhox so he can be a Rhino Wizard.

Edit : Actually, I think I have a more flavorful formatting that does the same sort of idea while trimming a color and keeping the Card Grounded more in Tarkir.


Mana Cost Wards are god awful in actual play so I changed it to life loss, an Abzan worshipping Ancestors was a major theme for the Abzan so a Spirit that does the Semi-Manifest effect that War of the Spark Ugin has would give it more of a connection to the plane than Illusions.
I think a lot of your design ideas are definitely more fitting to the plane, and I agree with your call on the ward cost. The life payment makes a lot more sense and people are much more likely to pay it and not hate the commander. My main goal had been to emulate the 31 rhinos deck from khans BFZ standard, which was why I included blue. I’ll see about another pass at the concept after I stare at all the cards that were in the list back in the day and khans block cards.
 
I think a lot of your design ideas are definitely more fitting to the plane, and I agree with your call on the ward cost. The life payment makes a lot more sense and people are much more likely to pay it and not hate the commander. My main goal had been to emulate the 31 rhinos deck from khans BFZ standard, which was why I included blue. I’ll see about another pass at the concept after I stare at all the cards that were in the list back in the day and khans block cards.
Well the big thing with emulating manifest is...you now have 99 Rhinos technically.
 
Not really. It's triggered with grief.
I don't remember that part of the user manual. You just call to your lands and pour mana into it
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Basically, Third Path invented(or developed) using mana, while Urza and Mishra were duking it out.
Androgynous Chandra.
She's not androgynous here. Just more formless. They did to her what that previous multiplayer Marvel game did to heroes design.
 
Androgynous Chandra. Can't have that male gaze or trannies upset that actual women have curves
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Ignoring the fact that apparently Chandra has gone flat chested Bull Dyke.

What is with this bike? The front end has a normal wheel enclosure...the back looks like it is doing one of those Anti-Grav Hover things from Mario Kart 8.
 
I would love to laugh at WOTC for being woke, but I don't think its communism that caused this, it is WOTC trying to keep "Well Loved Non-planeswalker" characters relevant in the overarching plots.
I didn't say communism caused it, I said it was "communized." Even if not a conscious or primary driving force, worldviews have impact.

I know vocally it was all done in service to the commander format, it's just darkly hilarious to note that planes, the ultimate in places with boundaries and borders just had all that broke open so now everyone can be refugees in whatever plane they want.

Even of they're not conscious of it, you know the lorekeepers there are thrilled they get to write something in line with their religion.
 
Androgynous Chandra. Can't have that male gaze or trannies upset that actual women have curves
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Looking at the angle of chandra, the mess of the art style and whatever moron went with the contrasting two-colour theme, I think they didn't give her tits because they couldn't.
Adding big curves to an overly-accentuated flat chest at that angle screams "If I draw tits they will be lost on the bike and the silhouette will make everything look a mess"
 
I know vocally it was all done in service to the commander format, it's just darkly hilarious to note that planes, the ultimate in places with boundaries and borders just had all that broke open so now everyone can be refugees in whatever plane they want.
Nah it wasnt even cause of commander, it was because the gatewatch arcs failed to get people into the lore.
 
Nah it wasnt even cause of commander, it was because the gatewatch arcs failed to get people into the lore.
That's... not really a counterpoint. Both can be true or even establish a feedback loop with each other.
 
That's... not really a counterpoint. Both can be true or even establish a feedback loop with each other.
I would generally say that if they wanted Planewalkers to still be the Focus..and To focus on Commander they would have pressured Sheldon to make Planeswalkers Legal as commanders (and most certainly would have after taking over the RC), I would say you have a decent chance of being correct if WOTC didn't hop from failure to failure.

Remember when MTG Arena was going to be the BIGGEST AND BESTEST ESPORT EVERZ!
 
Remember when MTG Arena was going to be the BIGGEST AND BESTEST ESPORT EVERZ!
Which they then fucking refused to do anything with advertising and retention wise and proceeded to troll the pay pigs they kept despite with shit like "historic wild cards cost twice as much"-gate and alchemy and also fucked the pooch by not building it for commander. WotC is world class at pulling defeat from the jaws of easy money.
 
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Which they then fucking refused to do anything with advertising and retention wise and proceeded to troll the pay pigs despite they kept with shit like "historic wild cards cost twice as much"-gate and alchemy and also fucked the pooch by not building it for commander. WotC is world class at pulling defeat from the jaws of easy money.
Two words.

Spectator Mode.
 
I would generally say that if they wanted Planewalkers to still be the Focus..and To focus on Commander they would have pressured Sheldon to make Planeswalkers Legal as commanders (and most certainly would have after taking over the RC), I would say you have a decent chance of being correct if WOTC didn't hop from failure to failure.

Remember when MTG Arena was going to be the BIGGEST AND BESTEST ESPORT EVERZ!
So.... Brawl?

Which was only "popular" on arena?
 
Which they then fucking refused to do anything with advertising and retention wise and proceeded to troll the pay pigs they kept despite with shit like "historic wild cards cost twice as much"-gate and alchemy and also fucked the pooch by not building it for commander. WotC is world class at pulling defeat from the jaws of easy money.
Arena could have been an absolute money machine if they had simply given out free digital packs on the advertisement cards inside normal card packs, even if it was like a 5% chance of a code showing up.
People would have opened packs and people would have been onboarded to Arena. Simple. I'll take my $1million thanks WOTC.
 
Arena could have been an absolute money machine if they had simply given out free digital packs on the advertisement cards inside normal card packs, even if it was like a 5% chance of a code showing up.
People would have opened packs and people would have been onboarded to Arena. Simple. I'll take my $1million thanks WOTC.
I just want to take a moment to complain about how Wizards will still put ONLY ad cards into packs.

Look you idiots, you can't keep making token necessary mechanics and then NOT include tokens in the packs!

This goes ten times as much in sets which have something new to them. Like day/night in Innistrad 3 or the Initiative. In those sets the extra token/mechanic card should be as default to the packs as a basic land. There is no excuse for a completely useless and unplayable ad insert telling us about arena.

Hell Gamegenic in their deckboxes have a "thank you for buying" card and STILL put a token on the other side of it for the players.
 
Arena could have been an absolute money machine if they had simply given out free digital packs on the advertisement cards inside normal card packs, even if it was like a 5% chance of a code showing up.
People would have opened packs and people would have been onboarded to Arena. Simple. I'll take my $1million thanks WOTC.
It's obvious that one of the boomers in charge of Arena or the boomers they report to doesn't really understand the real cost of free promotional product in a digital card game ($0.00) and insists that everyone value free packs at whatever value they would have if you bought them at full price USD. Nothing else makes sense. Literally any Chinese male under the age of 35 would be better at their job; on-boarding retards into digital gambling addiction
 
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