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“Hello new casual card game player who plays sometimes on weekends, may I introduce to you 4 books a year for 20 years all contiguous and well woven together I promise it’s a masterpiece” is not converting anyone.
That is why having the books in the Bundles was a very nice (((ONBOARDING))) to it, especially if they did the thing they did for Champions of Kamigawa, where they put the card art for characters on the cover. If they really want people to get into the lore you gotta make it easy as shit.

Yeah about that...
Nobody wants to see the "Chandra has a domestic with Nissa and puts her in the hospital" show.
 
I am not talking Casuals, I am talking Consumer Faggots who will literally buy something cause it has Marvel on it and play ZERO games of Magic with it as it sits in the pile of other Marvel stuff.
Reply to this again since this video reminded me of your comment.
Grim.
Why are we getting Universes Beyond more? Because WOTC has fucking Half assed the flavor of the game since at least 2012 when they threw out the established ending of Ravnica City of Guilds to do their stupid Maze Runner ripoff because they are too fucking lazy to keep any level of notes on their own fucking game's lore and setting and since nobody gave a shit about that level of laziness now they are being even more lazy and just sucking cocks in an alley to get the rights to an IP.
And I wished they didn't fuck everything up, I wished they cared, they don't even care enough to not immediately burn bridges with people willing to work for free. But what I hate the most are the people dancing and profiting on the grave of the game and setting I love and celebrating it. The people who say they don't care about the lore or the flavor, and only the mechanics matter, or the people who say Magic never had an identity in the first place. That includes the investor keks, the shills at Hasbro, and WotC themselves.
People may say only gameplay matters, but that's not true. Events, cards, mechanics need context and basically all strong IPs in the gamespace be they tabletop or digital have at the very least a lot of content their companies put money into. When people get into a hobby or care a lot about something, story and flavor gives them something to sink their teeth into, even WotC knew this in one point in time. That's why they tried to give Magic it's own identity in the first place and moved away from 1:1 references and having things like Albert Einstein on card art.
Also I liked Khans, 2016 is the cut off point for me.
 
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Reply to this again since this video reminded me of your comment.
"Aragorn looks just like he did in the books."

a shaggy head of dark hair flecked with grey, and in a pale stern face a pair of keen grey eyes
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Eh... i question whether that guy really has a roommate.
 
Also I liked Khans, 2016 is the cut off point for me.
Khans had some Okay Cards, but the plot was still kind of nonsense, especially in the context of "No, Sarkhan going back in time and changing the past on Tarkir had no ripple effects on anything except this one plane."
 
Rhystic Studies posted a fantastic article about the UB problem. For those who don't want to read the whole thing, here's the highlights:
The Walking Dead was the canary’s call that we were told to ignore. We were accused of overreacting – it was just five cards, and they weren’t good enough to be relevant anywhere, and but neither was the television show at that point, so the concept felt a little odd and out of place, all things considered. When the set did gangbusters, we were lectured about invisible people who care about Magic beyond our little internet bubbles. The gas burns brightest from street lamps just above your wary head.

Four years have passed, the boundaries between our game and their media franchises have melted away, and Magic is now designating itself an “IP” within its own flagship presentations.

If the goal is to invite more people into Magic, then what do you do once they’re here? How do you separate your own signals from your own noise?

How many more times must you qualify Magic to the people who built and funded the empire you’ve put up for sale?

If the goal is to make more money, what happens when that money is just being spent on more crossovers? At that point, isn’t the proverbial ouroboros just eating its own tail?

For four straight years, my yum for Magic has been repeatedly yucked by Booster Fun and Special Guests and Universes Beyond and everything else that requires learning the keyboard shortcuts to produce the trademark™ icon. My dismay for these decisions has always been met with a frown. “You have to let people like things.”
The only UBs that, imo, can fit well in MTG as-is are LOTR and D&D, since MTG took tons of direct inspiration from both.
I think the simplest solution for WOTC to have their cake and eat it to was to really utilize the hell out of silver bordered cards. Any mechanically unique UB card (outside of those two IPs) is silver bordered. Reskins of existing cards can be black bordered since they're functionally WOTC-printed alters.
My logic for why they should've embraced the silver is this:
The non-MTG playing tourists don't care, they aren't playing the game anyway and are only there to collect cards of whatever IP they're interested in. The turbocasuals and EDH cattle don't care, they're already playing the game they way they want. The 60-card format players don't have to deal with all the nonsense that UB is causing.

Here's a comment in agreement:
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...and here's the replies to that comment:
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But what I hate the most are the people dancing and profiting on the grave of the game and setting I love and celebrating it. The people who say they don't care about the lore or the flavor, and only the mechanics matter, or the people who say Magic never had an identity in the first place. That includes the investor keks, the shills at Hasbro, and WotC themselves. People may say only gameplay matters...
You nailed the kind of person who has invaded our hobby harder than I thought possible.

Here we again see Josh, the consumerist niggercattle, responding to another person with very reasonable concerns about the hobby he's enjoyed for more than 20 years:
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That second and third comment makes me think he may be a troll. It's so on the nose. MTG has all of those pieces of media except for a TV series (and it's gotten close to getting one numerous times).
 
You guys ever think of picking up sorcery?
I got a starter box of it.

I mean... it seems decent enough, but I'm not real sure about it's phrasing. Unless I misread the rules, the cards seem very "casually" worded - which is fine if you're just chilling with friends, but going to be a bitch if you ever want to do tournament scenes.

You can at least try keyforge here: https://thecrucible.online/play

Make an account, try some sealed to see if you want to learn it in depth.
 
You guys ever think of picking up sorcery?
I think about it every time a new set of MTG comes out. Maybe I'll actually sit down and learn it sometime.

Outside of the excellent art, the flavor of the card type text is something that I really like. "A ravenous pack of Ordinary beasts" is a great way to communicate the needed information with just a sprinkling of flavor on top of it.
 
Important MTG News, JD Vance is the face of Magic the Gathering in a major race. Lucas Kunce is known as the guy who shot a reporter and for preferring a deck that kingmakes. Now Project 2025 for MTG has began soon we'll have Terese Neilson back, all troons whipped out of MTG, and Total Universes Beyond Death. Let it be known that Yawgmoth's Will wins games whereas Phelddagrifs only watch others win.

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Important MTG News, JD Vance is the face of Magic the Gathering in a major race. Lucas Kunce is known as the guy who shot a reporter and for preferring a deck that kingmakes. Now Project 2025 for MTG has began soon we'll have Terese Neilson back, all troons whipped out of MTG, and Total Universes Beyond Death. Let it be known that Yawgmoth's Will wins games whereas Phelddagrifs only watch others win.

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Trump making an Executive Order "Universes Beyond will not be standard legal. In fact, it should be its own format." would make me fry a processor with laughter.
 
Important MTG News, JD Vance is the face of Magic the Gathering in a major race. Lucas Kunce is known as the guy who shot a reporter and for preferring a deck that kingmakes. Now Project 2025 for MTG has began soon we'll have Terese Neilson back, all troons whipped out of MTG, and Total Universes Beyond Death. Let it be known that Yawgmoth's Will wins games whereas Phelddagrifs only watch others win.

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I have no love for Magic but damn does that deck hit the feels.

Trump making an Executive Order "Universes Beyond will not be standard legal. In fact, it should be its own format." would make me fry a processor with laughter.
Make it its own game. There's nothing wrong with a crossover game, there's countless ones out there like UVS, Weiss, Union Arena, etc. and some even have their own side games, with Wizards having Dual Masters already as another game. Doing Universes Beyond and Magic in one just harms both.
 
So uh.

The VP Elect Plays Magic...WOTC Is gonna hop on this chance to get eyes on the game by setting something up with him?
 
The real question is if JD buys normal boosters, collector boosters, of if he’s one of the people that only buys singles…
He is an intelligent human being..which means he gets singles..from online sites and uses the codes to get free stickers to use as tokens.

edit : Or buys from star city and gets those nifty invitational tokens.
 
He is an intelligent human being..which means he gets singles..from online sites and uses the codes to get free stickers to use as tokens.

edit : Or buys from star city and gets those nifty invitational tokens.
Haven't you read his book? He grew up a poor hillibilly.

Guy hangs around the LGS and snatches up random stacks of discarded bulk left over from the box crackers.

(and then proceeds to create some janky-ass build that goes 3-1 on FNM)
 
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