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Noebel said:
Least unbelievable concept. If you can alter peoples minds using cosher tricknology, what stops you from just making dophamine producers to think that you're having a really good sex?
He also can make people shit themselves, but nobody gonna write a book about that.
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Let me rephrase. i didn't think WOTC would say Jace can canonically give people mind orgasms.
The difference between him being able to do jedi mind trick shit and just making people orgasm on command is very funny to me.
 
Was looking through my cards and came across this. Funny to think that honkers like these were still allowed during Tarkir. 2016 truly hit WotC like a fucking truck. Granted Tarkir already had a tranny so it was pretty much already over.
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Cryptosporidium 138 said:
Let me rephrase. i didn't think WOTC would say Jace can canonically give people mind orgasms.
The difference between him being able to do jedi mind trick shit and just making people orgasm on command is very funny to me.
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Technically he might not even need the mind magic for that, As the Living Guildpact he could command Guild members, he did it to Azor so it would work on anyone.
 
Kharash said:
2016 truly hit WotC like a fucking truck.
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And they never recovered. I think the last time we got a decent set of tits was Shadows Over Innistrad.

Kharash said:
Granted Tarkir already had a tranny so it was pretty much already over.
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I have no proof of this but I think the tranny thing was a last minute box being checked for Wizards. In Mardu Runemark's art Alesha looks more like a chick in armor; it always gave me the impression she was originally some kind of Mulan-esque character before being made into a dude during development.

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Very Professional said:
It is intense and sincere, desperate and immediate. He feels like a homecoming. Our cheeks press, he makes a small noise and the toes in my boots curl, I draw his lower lip gently between my teeth and he gasps in delight. The tide laps the beach. We grasp each other desperately, making up for lost time, our bodies drawing close on the sand. I run my hands through that hair, and it is just as soft as I hoped it would be, and when my nails skim the surface of his scalp, and he groans in response.

In a sudden rush, I finally get what kept Liliana on the hook all those years, and it draws my eyes up and around us as he runs a trail of kisses down my neck. Jace projects back, his mind overriding my own dream, a rush of images of his own; we're in a Kaladesh apartment, we're on the deck of The Belligerent, we're in a glade in Zendikar, we're in an Innistradi castle, we're in the Chamber of the Guildpact, our lips press and for one thrilling moment I feel the kiss from his perspective, and then seamlessly we're back on the beach surrounded by infinite impossible stars. I laugh, "You're incredible!" and he kisses me even harder.
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Jesus wtf is this
 
Oddjob OTP said:
I dunno, High Perfect Morcant is definitely packing some Khazar milkers
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Not a fan. Weird face and the presentation is trashy and somewhat fetishistic rather than beautiful imo. She's certainly no Moriok Scavenger, and I can't imagine her being a "High Perfect" from a race where the generic aristocrats look like this:

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I might be crazy but even when modern Wizards tries to do a fanservicey character like Morcant, it feels very half-hearted. Her body is almost wholly deemphasized aside from her legs and feet. It feels like it's trying to be sexy while also understating specifically female characteristics, reminds me of the tranny obsession with "belly". It's not even that you need to have sex appeal, but their longtime aversion to it is just as telling to me as any fixation with it.

Yamaha YM2612 said:
Jesus wtf is this
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The logical conclusion of letting a woman write one of the canonical romances.
 
The reason why they couldn't do fanservice or even good art is because they got rid of everyone that could do it.
 
Cryptosporidium 138 said:
Let me rephrase. i didn't think WOTC would say Jace can canonically give people mind orgasms.
The difference between him being able to do jedi mind trick shit and just making people orgasm on command is very funny to me.
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Peak era Jace could easily solo Elesh Norn.

He would just have to show something to her in private :smug:
 
harmy.kook said:
Peak era Jace could easily solo Elesh Norn.

He would just have to show something to her in private :smug:
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Jace as autistic Captain Kirk, on a quest to collect as many interplanar baddies as he can while also saving the multiverse or something, would actually be pretty fun to read.

Sadly never going to happen.
 
I wonder how abysmally shitty the manabase for the 5c precon will be. Seeing how even their premium product (SL commander precons) isn't granted the mercy of a decent mana there's no way that this one will be different. These precons don't even have the duals that enter untapped when there's more than one opponent and these cards only work in commander.
 
SIMON THE PIEMAN said:
I wonder how abysmally shitty the manabase for the 5c precon will be. Seeing how even their premium product (SL commander precons) isn't granted the mercy of a decent mana there's no way that this one will be different. These precons don't even have the duals that enter untapped when there's more than one opponent and these cards only work in commander.
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Since it's Lorwyn Elementals, it'll probably be base red with green as the runner up and the other three colors as splashes. Having the deck skewed toward certain colors like that makes the mana a lot easier and I imagine we'll get the UR "enters tapped unless you control two basics" dual-typed land. That means you can run the full cycle of those from Zendikar II and then stuff like Farseek and Nature's Lore. The mana won't be good, but it won't be tragic either.

Well, that's if WotC is feeling generous.
 
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