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[From The Uncanny Valley]

HORROR FANBOY RECREATES SICK TRIBUTE TO HIS FAVORITE SLASHERS

 

[Max Doof]

UNCANNY VALLEY IS INDEED VERY UNCANNY!

 

[Upon my countries alter]

Hoe gets hanged

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Historical figure problematic in Hollywood adaptation

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

Convention for dragonkin rights held at local Menchie's

 

[Meat Target]

Starks return to power in Winterfell, declare independence from Seven Kingdoms

 

[Bastard_Call]

Austin Concert Shooter Calmly Explains Firearm Safety at Trial

 

[Isaac Clarke]

Cartoon Woman inspires yet Another Mass Shooting

 

[Goofy Logic]

This man has a universe-destroying scourge follow him by doing this one weird trick!

 

[A Grey Cat]

apple computers recalled after faulty chips cause major hardware failure

 

[MrJokerRager]

Skeletor found taking creepshots at the local Target 20 years after his role on the hit TV show, He Man, ended.

 

[Meat Target]

Hot singles wanna chat with you!

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Local man incarcerated for distributing kiddie porn to his family.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Jimmy hoffa skeleton found

 

[wtfisallthis]

Michael Jackson returns from the dead

 

[Blackhole]

TRANSSEXUAL BREAKS INTO BEAUTY SHOP WITH FLAMETHROWER,KILLS 3 AND INJURES 6

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Doge still lives on: How the meme has gone full country in the last few years

 

[FierceBrosnan]

All the Reich Moves!: Lost journal of Eva Braun REVEALS the torrid love affair between Jessie Owens and Adolf Hitler

 

[cakeiie]

PATRIOTIC man BREAKS into local PET SHOP and gives bird a CAPE

 

[A Grey Cat]

Arizona woman Divorces 14th Husband!