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[Elim Garak]

Biden is healthier than ever! Find out how...

 

[Book Thief]

Learn to speak Klingon in just three weeks with this one simple trick!

 

[Jaimas]

"Gensokyo woman steals entire library, hides ill-gotten gains in treehouse."

 

[Old Man Mario]

Scary man kills thread!

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Fat Guido resurrects thread!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

This Man Did WHAT????

 

[Old Man Mario]

Child wears duck suit. Murdered by 3 hunters. Served for Sunday Super. Paired well with White Wine.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

We Met the REAL LIFE MARIO And You WON'T BELIEVE His Gaming Opinions!

 

[Retink]

Three Murderous Facts About Swinging Ducks That Will Shock You

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

Fact Check: Anime Posters Are Fit Mentally Well Human Beings

 

[Helium Bubble]

Jack Murphy Impersonator Killed In Brick Wall Selfie Tragedy

 

[Montalbane]

Helium bubble pops.
Kills 500.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Can YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT

 

[Cultured Xeno]

Cute Duck Plans Next Rampage

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The Poster Above Me Is A Faggot And Here Are Ten Reasons Why

 

[nosferatu]

YouTube *INFLUENCER* Caught Stealing Food Stamps From African American Children

 

[Montalbane]

Local dog seen drinking bloodbags from american hospital.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Tragic Keurig accidents leaves dandy man scarred for life

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Filipino Superman knockoff sentenced to death for bombing Somalia.

 

[Happy Fish]

High Levels of Gabardine Delinquent's DNA Discovered in Local Eatery's Food and Why That is a Good Thing