Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[The Fool]

you're HUGE
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS

 

[c-no]

You got a nice feathery pussy.

 

[Witlich]

I c-no problems if you get as hard as the metal you're wearing.

 

[Pina Colada]

Wanna help me dig for "fossil fuels"?

 

[YI 457]

hey, baby. Let me poke your star. Or whatever.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Oh, you'll definitely be unintelligible after I'm through with you.

 

[c-no]

You don't mind if I took you out back into a dark room do you?

 

[SP 199]

Wanna take a ride on my wild ride?

 

[Aquinas]

I got a bone you can have

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'll tip your fedora

 

[Lipitor]

Want to mash up against a hole I punctured in my taint?

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Lemme take this pill first, and then we'll see where we go from there.

 

[Witlich]

We could totally Netflix and chill on a sunrock together.

 

[Overcast]

Have you rode in on a meteor? Because you just rocked my world.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I have a pogo stick you can hop on.

 

[Overcast]

Can YOU feel the love tonight?

 

[Aquinas]

Can you FEEL it, Scorptatious?

 

[Ido]

I'd do you Aquinas.

 

[Witlich]

Like what I see? I know "Ido"!

 

[YI 457]

Come to Butt-Head.