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Shirtless is best, fewer clothes to take off
 
Hey Mr. Janitor, there's something wet for you to clean
 
What do you say we ditch this forum and I'll introduce you to what your prostate is all about.
 
  • Winner
Reactions: drain
All I'm saying is you, me, a bottle of jack, 10lbs of weed, and enough lube to slide the burger king into ronald mcdonalds playplace.
 
  • Optimistic
Reactions: DoctorJimmyRay
I'll give you the Red Special that resides in my pants.
 
Wanna see if my carpet matches your drapes?
 
Let me lick that pussy
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