Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Pina Colada]

You're a meat eater, right? Lucky for you, I'm tender and juicy down there...

 

[Overcast]

You're a star? Well, I'm a moon.

Let's create a solar eclipse. ; )

 

[Hummingbird]

If you're with me in the bed room, you won't be sleeping like those kids.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

I like it when you are sleeping
makes it much more easier

 

[MalWart]

Your nose won't be the only thing that needs a ring.

 

[Pina Colada]

I hope you're Wakko under the sheets!

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[Drago]

Let's make a horror movie.

 

[Splendid]

Let's make a horror movie.

die commie

 

[AA 102]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Here's a great one for guys:
So, what's up? Aside from the price you're charging, that is.

 

[Jan_Hus]

I hope you are just as neon and brightly colored in real life...

 

[DumbDosh]

I want to go for a beard ride.

 

[Overcast]

I would put up with a bunch of annoying button mashing sequences to be with you.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I would kill a colossus to be with you

 

[Hummingbird]

I would kill a colossus to be with you

Can I sit on your face?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Can I sit on your face?

Nice tits.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Nice tits.

Show me your bemis.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'm willing to lower my standards to date you.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I'm willing to lower my standards to date you.

Your smile is more radiating than polonium