Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[glass_houses]

We're going to join an Unholy Order after tonight. Brace yourself.

You really don't have to change your pussy the way you keep doing it. I like your pussy the way it is. It's so pretty.

I also really like your vagina. Wanna fuck?

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm gonna break your glass house with my stone and raid you

 

[Ol' Puss]

Remember that scene in the Lion King where Simba and Nala fucked? I'm basically gonna do the same thing to you.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Alright then.
Prepare your anus and feel the love tonight.

 

[Virus]

Do you want to play lion tamer? Just kneel down over there and I can throw you my meat.

 

[glass_houses]

You're already gloved up and I've got the lube. Forget foreplay, let's just do it.

 

[obliviousbeard]

You're already gloved up and I've got the lube. Forget foreplay, let's just do it.

You live in a glass house? Coincidentally, I get my rocks off from you.

 

[NQ 952]

You live in a glass house? Coincidentaly, I get my rocks off from you.

I've always wondered what a green penis felt like

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Wonder no more.

 

[Somar]

Why don't we go out and bring some terror to the town?

 

[glass_houses]

Why don't we go out and bring some terror to the town?

Are you smiling because you're happy to see me?

 

[HY 140]

Let's go explore and abandoned amusement park, just you and me.

 

[Ruin]

Hey baby want to be a factor in my procreation equation?

 

[SakuraRose]

Stick with me and you can have more than the Lorax in your bush.

 

[ukahianihsik]

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

 

[Somar]

Hey buddy it's never ok to hate yourself.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You're going to smile wide and be happy when I take off my pants.

 

[Witlich]

Hey now, we're both accomplished hunters. Why not meet up for a wild night in the jungle?

 

[c-no]

Hey there clever girl, wanna looten plunder my Korean meat?

 

[Overcast]

Let's pollute this place with our bodily fluids.