Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Can't we just make this an orgy?

 

[DiscountLiquor]

I'd like to race into ya DM's

 

[Metal Sink]

I'm going to drink you.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I wanna stick it in your sink.

 

[Robotron]

I wanna spray my load all over your valley.

 

[Mars Attacks!]

Let me touch your hard drive

 

[RI 360]

Venus

 

[Ntwadumela]

Here, I have an even bigger gun you can use to shoot yourself.

 

[Pina Colada]

Why don't we skip dessert and have the mane event at your place?

 

[Hummingbird]

Can I poke your shining stars?

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Can I poke your shining stars?

Let's get gay together as we hunt each other's good spots and roll around in the dirt.

 

[Ol' Puss]

We should go to your race car and show each other our kiwis.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

I'd like to pet that pussy and that ass

And I don't mean the animals

 

[RI 360]

I'm your sister.

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

You blow my mind.

 

[Michel]

Wanna steal my precious thing?

 

[shibbolethal]

do you want to see my ovipositor

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

I'm a girl and you're desperate, so buy me dinner fgt.

 

[LD 3187]

It's CURRENT YEAR so it's about time you have a gay fling.

 

[Another Fellow]

how bout some casual sex-ppuku amirite