Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

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The Lord of Darkness makes me tingle...
 
Be a good boy and you can cum in my ass-terisk.

Given that God is infinite and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like to come back to my place an have sloppy drunken sex that may or may not end with a cuddle?

I'm gonna jizz so hard you'll be seeing stars.

Your arse is going to look like a ham sandwich by the end of tonight.
 
We're going to join an Unholy Order after tonight. Brace yourself.
 
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