Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Todesfurcht]

Simba, Mufusa doesn't have much time left
So let's make it quick in the back of my car.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I'll butter your popcorn, if you know what I mean.

 

[gaybashing<3]

you look so good i'd suck on your daddy's dick

 

[Witlich]

Ooooh ... let's make it a threesome! You provide the oxygen tanks and I'll get the goggles

 

[Foltest]

You+ me+ behind dumbster= 5 minut.

 

[King]

I'll let you play with my Sea men if you give my anal navigation unit a tug.

 

[Lurkman]

Did you fall from the heaven land place? Because you are a mythical creature known to exist from there.

 

[King]

Hows 25 cents sound for a super quick blow job?

 

[Mason Verger]

If you holler, I'll kill your sister, if your sister hollers, I'll kill you. Unnerstan?

Oh, an happy Valentine's Day.

 

[cypocryphy]

Want to feed me to some pigs, baby?

 

[HY 140]

Ay baby, wanna get slimed

 

[Hummingbird]

Wanna have a bizarre adventure with me?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Hey chica, why stop at your avatar when we can make the whole bedroom problematic?

 

[ES 148]

I'll let you deep inside my Marianas Trench ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Pina Colada]

Nice Vrakk! What's your cup size?

 

[GS 281]

I'm sure you are a poke star

 

[cypocryphy]

let's roleplay as Chris and Barb.

 

[ES 148]

I'm Barb.

 

[Coconut Gun]

I'm Patty.

 

[FataBataRang]

I think coconuts are delicious.