Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Ninja_Warrior]

So, is this threesome happening or...?

 

[Ol' Puss]

Lemme show you my kunai.

 

[c-no]

Lemme show you the junk I got in my trunk.

 

[Ntwadumela]

 

[Witlich]

Meet me in the jungle tonight, feline king -- this lizard's got some new pouncing tricks to show you.

 

[MrLooks]

Dinosaurs have big bones, but I have an even bigger one I think you're going to like.

 

[Raziel]

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

 

[Anime-Chan]

Every time I see you me and my boner can't stop smiling at you

 

[Splendid]

Every time I see you me and my boner can't stop smiling at you

Ever seen Boku No Pico?

 

[Anime-Chan]

Ever seen Boku No Pico?

No but @harakudoshi

 

[WEEDle]

Bend over, spread your cheeks, you wont be sitting down for a couple of weeks. You'll be walking like John Wayne with your butt in pain.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Wanna come over and smoke the pot?

 

[Anime-Chan]

can we Netflix and chill together?

 

[AN/ALR56]

I can cook sand!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Give me your brazilian wax

 

[MrJakeTerror]

I hope bloods not the only thing you can suck

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Your unibrow gives me dirty thoughts.

 

[Pina Colada]

Can you use those ninja stars to slice my clothes off?

 

[King_Scrotus]

Baby I'm gonna take you Nanking style.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Forbidden love will be in the air
Come over here and don't despair
Whether heaven or hell,
I'm going to make you swell.