Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

Don't be so stingy, let me poop on your chest.
 
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
 
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Also, Velociraptors are cool.
 
Lemme give you "Ah"s and "Ohs" to last the night... and ever more.

ETA: Now that I've seen everything I need to know about you, I take it back.
 
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