Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Ntwadumela]

Time for a dentist appointment

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Hey baby. I'm going to leave "prince" all over your place tonight.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Hey Corrugated Daffodils, I see you're into both cardboard and flowers. How about we go back to my box in the alley and I'll pollinate you?

 

[Pina Colada]

You're doing everything right to my heart.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

How about I rip the rest of those clothes off and make you a nice big penis colada.

 

[Cake Farts]

How about we get non sober together and then get fierce:deviant:

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Girl if I cover myself in frosting and pretend to be a cake will you get that ass up all over me?

 

[Reynard]

Is your name Bond? Because my name is Pussy Galore~

 

[KickyerArsene]

I figure you're a fan of fur, but think you can handle a real hairy ass?

 

[LD 3187]

Sir @KickyerArsene , the utter bastard of autism. I know how truly detestable you truly are, and that you put your shitposts upon those within this webzone that are equally autistic. That is why I have decided to steal away your boypussy, and lay your body bare. This will be done tomorrow night, so I hope you will be ready.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm going to trudge through your valley tonight

 

[NQ 952]

I WANNA FUCK YOUR AFRICAN HOLE

 

[Ntwadumela]

There's an Arab tradition that involves your ass getting pleasured.
Let me demonstrate.

 

[DangerousGas]

I'll use that lioness on you in ways that'd make Nala take notes.

 

[Nekromantik]

Every one's equally beautiful in the dark.

 

[c-no]

Every one's equally beautiful in the dark.

I got some bullets you could slurp off my pants and underneath my drawers.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I’m gonna be your leather daddy now

 

[Rokko]

I’m gonna be your leather daddy now

What do you think about frying my Bratwurst in your Oil?

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Drink the Kool-aid! DRINK IT!