Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Hummingbird]

I'd hit(zel) that.

 

[Pina Colada]

I could use some “bedroom service” at my place.

 

[bearycool]

Ayyyyyy, let me give you some penis-colada bb

 

[Ntwadumela]

You want a hairy man, you’ve got a hairy man

 

[Reynard]

Allahu Ackbar!

 

[ForgottenAcct]

Don't test me.
I can't be the only one that remembers that /fit/ thread.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Forgotten you say?
I’ll give you something to remember

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Forgotten you say?
I’ll give you something to remember

ayy bb can i inshallah all up in ur bismillah
i'll allahu ur ackbar

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Can all of you regenerate?~

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Is that a bug in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

 

[Morose_Obesity]

So, you ever had an uncut cock before?

 

[Super Collie]

Hey fatass have you ever been fucked by a dinosaur before?

 

[Reynard]

Let me throw you a bone, doggie~

 

[Ntwadumela]

You may be foxy but we’ll howl at the moon together

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Want some Green to go with that white Lion?

 

[Monika H.]

Hey Jake, wanna see my Sonderzug? It'll bring you to magical places

 

[scared sheep]

I can't believe I'm letting y'all make me make a fucking suicide and Nazi joke.

I'd let you put your cyanide pill in my mouth. I promise it'd last longer than 15 minutes, though~

 

[Long time lurker]

Are you a Corriedale? I'm a Kiwi.

 

[Draza]

Желећеш да си мртав када завршим с тобом.

 

[jewelry investor]

Let's commit genocide together.