Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[MalWart]

It's pretty self-explanatory. Speaking of pretty...

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I can't tell your gender and I find that pretty sexy

 

[Gun Barrel City Texas]

Can I fuck your duck

 

[MalWart]

I'll let you gun my barrel.

 

[MrRenegadeRooster]

Hey baby, Ill lick your Sniz if you can make me KaBlam!

 

[MalWart]

I'd let that cock hit me.

 

[Not-NiGHTS]

People bang with wangs.

 

[Super Collie]

I'll show you a Paternal Horn.

 

[Not-NiGHTS]

I'll show you a Paternal Horn.

That was fucking brilliant.


You deserve it doggy style.

 

[glass_houses]

Wanna pat my fur, you pretty little bitch?

 

[norrington]

Are you from Greenland? Cause I'd love to throw my stones at that .gl ass house any day

 

[glass_houses]

I wanna file your X.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Plants are not the only things you're growing right now.

 

[Tismo]

Hey admiral, wanna see my privates?

 

[MalWart]

You may be the god of shitty gif avatars, but I am the god of being well-hung.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

bend over.

 

[Zoobles]

that cigarette isn't the only thing that should be in your ass

 

[glass_houses]

That teddy isn't the only thing that's plush.

 

[MalWart]

Your house isn't the only thing that's fragile.