Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Every time I think of you, I get "ants in the panties".

I want your DiC.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

does every part of you regenerate?~

 

[Somar]

I don't care if your dead, We can fuck anyway

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'll unlock you with my key.

 

[sassyma seed]

Ya know girl, I too am an alien fucker.

 

[Pina Colada]

Wanna plant your seed in me, honey?

 

[GV 998]

Wanna plant your seed in me, honey?

I'll show you MY Mach 5

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I am very interested in galvanization. Very interested.

 

[Cthulu]

It's not that uncanny. Here let me show ya what 10 tentacles can do.

 

[Pina Colada]

I've got a cave downstairs that'd be a perfect home for your pet Cthulu~

 

[sassyma seed]

Wanna see a DiC you won't just chuckle at?

 

[glass_houses]

Nice pussy. Can I pat it?

 

[Another Fellow]

What happens when you get drunk?

 

[glass_houses]

Depends. Do you want the sword or the wound?

 

[Pina Colada]

@Another Fellow Is it true that you're not like the other fellows in bed?

@glass_houses Wanna give the neighbors a real peepshow?

 

[SpessCaptain]

You can be my fellow bunkmate.

I MEAN.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Beam me up, Scotty.

 

[Cthulu]

I've got a cave downstairs that'd be a perfect home for your pet Cthulu~

Shush autists. I'm still waiting for the pic of @ShiningPokeStar's cave. I may need to hide from Tommy Tooter's FBI shit there.

 

[Rou]

hey kid wanna commit heresy