Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[UH 157]

Hey, i have a new bone for your collection.

It's my penis, because i have a boner.

I'm so hard right now.

 

[glass_houses]

Come over here and I promise you, that boner will not be wasted.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Want to watch me grind my enormous naked bone?

 

[glass_houses]

Baby, I wanna grind you.

 

[Remove Goat]

Ay, baby, ever had a prolapsed anus?

 

[PL 001]

If I flip this quarter, what's the chance I'll be getting head?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I just got my food stamps baby, let’s aldi and chill

 

[glass_houses]

Is that a moustache? Absolutely not.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

You know, they say up to 50% of rape victims orgasm during their rape. Wanna see if you're one of the lucky 50%?

 

[Crex Crex]

Behead necroposters

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Hey, your weird machines are cool, wanna have a drink?

 

[glass_houses]

So hey, d'y'wanna come and arrest Al Capone with me later on tonight?