Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

Hey, i have a new bone for your collection.

It's my penis, because i have a boner.

I'm so hard right now.
 
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Come over here and I promise you, that boner will not be wasted.
 
If I flip this quarter, what's the chance I'll be getting head?
 
You know, they say up to 50% of rape victims orgasm during their rape. Wanna see if you're one of the lucky 50%?
 
So hey, d'y'wanna come and arrest Al Capone with me later on tonight?
 
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