Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Time to unrumple this foreskin, baby.

 

[TheClorax]

You are everything to me.
Everything is mine.

 

[Wraith]

Ahhh, so you can detect my Guatemalan pheromones just by me entering the room. Don't worry honey, I never go in dry.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

give me twenty dollars i'll show you a lil somethin somethin bout ectoplasm

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I’ll crash your bandicoot

 

[AF 802]

I'll blow you in the alleyway for 20 dollars.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

I’d perform oral on you for Pizza and beer, I don’t care who’s paying

 

[HY 140]

I'm green with envy for you

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I'm about to screw and nut all over you!

 

[Ilovecum]

I'm about to screw and nut all over you!

Is there a password to your heart?

 

[Pina Colada]

Why don't you cum to my place and gimme some love?

 

[Somar]

Hey, you gonna eat all that ice cream by yourself?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Who needs Ice Cream when I got a van full of candy right here for you.

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

Wanna watch me strip for women's rights?

 

[Ilovecum]

Wanna watch me strip for women's rights?

I'll eat your laffytaffy...anyday...

 

[Monika H.]

Hey girl, wanna come shopping with me? I have plenty of jewelry and furs, all for free...

 

[Hummingbird]

I'll make your dick salute.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

I'll hunt that yaoi puss like theres no tomorrow.

 

[drtoboggan]

I like your hair. Mind if I fuck you in the butt?

 

[Aquinas]

I'll make your dick shivel up and fall off