Make a Pick-up Line Directed at the Person Above You

[Inflatable Julay]

Ur so hot id go back in time just to fuck ur mom

 

[SirQuicksand]

R u a bass guitar? cuz Id finger u all nite.

 

[Reynard]

Slip your dick into my ass like quicksand~

 

[Ntwadumela]

Here’s a slice of cheese you can suck on.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Are you from Narnia? 'Cause you make my lion roar.

 

[Pina Colada]

This isn't the only playtime you're gonna cum to.

 

[Lioness]

Do you like getting caught in the rain? 'Cause I like Pina Colada.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I’ll take you on a safari of pleasure

 

[deconstruction burger]

"So, when are we fucking?"

 

[Reynard]

Deconstruct my burger, please~

 

[ES 148]

Traps are gay so I'm going to sell you to my gay friend. Get in the truck.

 

[Red Hood]

If those blinking glasses give me a seizure just use me as a vibrator. Then call an ambulance.

 

[Teri-Teri]

I got a gold ring with your name on it

 

[HY 140]

I can be the incel to your chad

 

[Ntwadumela]

You have a bowl for me to cut?

 

[Reynard]

Commit jihad in my asshole!

 

[Teri-Teri]

You're the Fuze to my hostage; you blow me away.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let’s go through some drill exercises

 

[Reynard]

Might be less active on this site, but you're still active in my heart~

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Are your parents re-tarded? Because you're special.