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Trump commits suicide
"BASED TRUMP JOURNEYS TO AFTERLIFE TO KILL SPIRIT COMMUNISTS"
 
Event: Donald John Trump Senior creates/discovers a new energy source that is infinitely powerful, infinitely efficient, endlessly renewable, and causes no pollution whatsoever.

Headline: Trump's dangerous new energy source raises fears of world destruction among experts.
 
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION COLLUDES WITH RUSSIAN-BASED HACKER FORUM, RESPONSIBLE FOR UNCOUNTABLE TRANSWOMEN SUICIDES, TO WRITE FAKE NEWS HEADLINES
 
Trump initiates a programme to allow underprivileged neighbourhoods access to heavily discounted gasoline
DONALD TRUMP REVEALS SHOCKING PLAN TO USE GAS ON MINORITY COMMUNITIES
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Trump helps peace talks begin in Syria.

"Trump's newfound friendship with Assad scares everyone in Syria, and it should scare YOU!"
 
Trump meeting with a Chinese diplomat to discuss trade

Trump seen having lunch with Chinese diplomat with possible connections to Russia. Here’s why this matters
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@awoo invited me to post this here. It seems that the real Trump headlines this week have been more bizarre than the made up ones you all posted last year.

Try this on for size: "President Trump calls for insurrection to start to "Stop the Steal" January 6th 2021, while Michael Flynn, Steve Banner, Alex Jones and others call on him to impose martial law"

I shit you not, he has this pinned to the top of his Twitter page and he was cheering on a big rally on that date in DC somebody was planning in his feed.



Fight For Trump. Fight For America
 
A real headline they’ve posted recently is “Sonichu and Gomorrah”, it’s hard to top that.

The one guy sounds like John C Reilly but says “nigger” and rants about Jews all the time. I’m amazed I can hear this on my otherwise clean podcast feed.
 
Donald Trump thinks using the police to enact law and order isn't tyrannical and should be done more often. Here's why that's an attack on our liberty and freedom.
 
Good: Trump personally funds coronavirus cure

TDS: Trump negates medical community's vaccine efforts, experts say he colluded with Russia in doing so
 
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