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[VLAD]

Oakland Ogre posts "surgery paperwork" forged with Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic

 

[ChameleonBody]

Oakland Ogre posts "surgery paperwork" forged with Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic

I'm normally not the biggest fan of this part of the ADF forum but "Oakland Ogre" made me legitimately lol, well done.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

California Sues The State of New Jersey Over Genetically Modified Spud Currently Rampaging in Oakland

 

[July_4_1997]

Gangrenous Gophertoothed Lard Gollum Spurts Ginger-Scented AIDS Blood Out Of His Prolapsed Anus After Groping Wheelchair-Bound Former Marine At Local Whole Foods, And President Trump Is Ordering The Immediate Napalming Of The City Of Oakland As A Result.

 

[VLAD]

Our Pet Spudcow Declared Patient Zero in Bay Area Outbreak of "Turbo-AIDS"

 

[Adamska]

Squeaking Bondage Potato Bounces in Fury as Zuckerberg Gasses Account

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Fascist Fil Gives Tribute to Mussolini by Eating an Italian Staple, Cheese

 

[Agentpeanut]

Phil travels back in time to Soviet Russia in hopes of becoming Stalins wing man. Gets raped and murdered in a Gulag instead.

 

[Pina Colada]

Swedish, Anorexic Has-Been Pop Star Leads a Nationwide Protest Against French Fries Despite Having a Potato Fetish

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Phil Finally Reads The Whole Wikipedia Article About Communism, Calls It His Greatest Achievement.

 

[Tismo]

Aids Testicle Fat Ugly BDSM Communist Potato Boy With a Shitton of Tattoos who Can't Ride Bikes and Lives On The Streets is Unsurprisingly Awful as a Person. More News at 11.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Phruitbowl Phil and Ghost: Political Spergfight of the Century, Communism vs Capitalism

 

[Adamska]

Mockery of the Human Form Caught Fabricating Medical File, Used Dying Child as Baseline

 

[Psycho]

Obese, retarded potato, thrown off Greyhound when other riders complain about his smell

 

[Randy Lahey]

Phil Finally gets a Bike, complains about bike being stolen.

 

[Adamska]

Biggest Argument for Abortions Squeaks in Fury as Literally No One Likes its Posts

 

[VLAD]

White House's Fourth Annual Big Block of Cheese Day Ends in Tears; Secret Service Apprehends "Tattooed Man-Rat" for Questioning

 

[Purple Man]

Weird Erotic Asphyxia Gone Wrong, Freak Accident Or Cold Blooded Murder: Police Finds Riddled With STDs And Covered With Obscene Tattoos Dead Hobo Under Local Bridge With A Cheese Block Stuck Deep In His Mouth.

 

[Adamska]

Handcuffed Parasite Riddled Corpse Found Behind Whole Foods Dumpster, Portland Police Baffled Upon Discovery

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Cisabel is still a cisgender Italian Man