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[Randy Lahey]

Autistic Sped Phil Buys "Weed", Smokes Grass Clippings

 

[VLAD]

Autistic Sped Phil Buys "Weed", Smokes Grass Clippings

Autistic Sped Phil Buys "Weed," Overdoses On K2

 

[Adamska]

Retarded Autistic Cenobite Under Arrest Due to Enforcing Own Homelessness, Screams Possibly Recorded
Il Duce Delici Denies Nazi Sympathies, Wants Jews Dead

 

[Handsome Pete]

Cheese-Swollen Spudkin Phil Gloats About Total Stranger's Failed Kiwi Takedown

 

[Adamska]

Feral Hog Caught Squealing in Grocery Store, Stole Twenty Pounds of Artisan Cheese, Still Fat as Fuck

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Sentient Bag, filled with Crisco's and two human Testicles, Compares Self to Rosa Parks. Declares Fatwa on Kiwi Farms.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Magic proven real as Lard Golem rampages in streets of Oakland, police seek mad wizard responsible for its creation.

 

[Dentontx]

Sad-Bag White Man Phil Permanently 86'd From Allston Way YMCA, Lurks Menacingly In Shrubs Outside.

 

[AnOminous]

Fat Fuck Croaks, Mobs Riot in Celebration

 

[Adamska]

Monument to Failure Waddles Away from Portland, Claims Rape

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Everyone's favorite mountebank finds new and exciting ways to self-destruct.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Potato Declares Kiwi Farms Racist. Proceeds to Explain why all Black People Need White Man's Help.

 

[Ruin]

Commie potato says fuck it moves to Iraq, is murdered by ISIS.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Filthy Phil finally offs self in autoerotic asphyxiation gone right. Relieved world breathes easier.

 

[Adamska]

Refutation of a Loving God Kicked out of Storage Shed, Calls Cops and Cries

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Refutation of a Loving God Kicked out of Storage Shed, Calls Cops and Cries

....oh, to be able to like AND winner.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Communists Send Spudnik Into Orbit Rather Than Let Him Back Into Their Bookstore

 

[Pillow]

Groundhog Phil is Wrong About the Weather Again
> Even though Phil the groundhog may be wrong quite often, he still attracts a lot of onlookers

 

[Coldgrip]

Tattooed Lard Golem Terrorizes YMCA.

Here's a newspaper headline:
Sightings Of Anthropomorphic Potato Continue. Local Police Begin Spud Hunt.

 

[Adamska]

Screeching Tatooed Pigbeast Kicked from Library, Vows to Burn all Books in Response in Fantasyland