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[grilledcheesesandwich]

Phil claims to be "livin' la vida loca," still doesn't know Spanish

 

[Zeorus]

Man-shaped Potato Suffocates in Bondage Gear, Mourned by Nobody

 

[Randy Lahey]

Starving Manchild Sped Phil goes dumpster diving, lid traps him in dumpster.

 

[cumrobbery]

Obese white man Phil upset that Australatina won't be represented in 2016 Olympic Games, officially declares war on the International Olympics Committee

 

[Adamska]

Fat Italian Moron Celebrates Cinco de Mayo, Still Pretends he's Puerto Rican Woman

 

[VLAD]

Morbidly Obese Phil Complains of Scurvy-Like Symptoms From Dumpster-Based Vegan Diet, Bans Asspatters For Suggesting He Has Scurvy

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Transmisandrist/Transantagonic C.I.S. White Male Phil Haskins-Delicci Makes Dispairing Remarks About Transmen For The Upteenth Time

Phil Receives First Tugboat This Year, Promptly Wastes It In Bondage Gear And European Cheese

 

[Adamska]

Pigman commits Haram by converting to Islam, threatens Jihad on New Zealanders.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Gay Aryan Bay Area-n Who Shits Himself In Excitement Over Touching A Penis Still Trying To Convince Himself That He's Attracted To Women

SyPHILis Still Thinks People Want To Rape Him

 

[Handsome Pete]

Philip "Patient Zero" Delici Continues to Deny Role in Pubic Lice Outbreak

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Phil isn't raped and murdered in prison because nobody wants to catch AIDS. Makes facebook post about it anyways

 

[Adamska]

Fat Insane Potato Monster Kicked out of YMCA For Peeking on Children, Claims Rape
White Anti-semite Claims Auschwitz Was a Lie, Cries About Oppression
Autistic Bum Loses Control of Tardbux, Shits Pants and Squeals

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

Homeless Illegal Immigrant Begs for Money, Shows Off His New Bondage Gear

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Scientists find ManBearPig Corpse Clad In Bondage Gear Under Bridge, Name The Species "Homo Ahuviya"

 

[Randy Lahey]

Autistic Nazi Phil encounters Bear Jew, baseball bat still not removed from anus.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Mom-beating Phil tries to shit in a storm drain at an outdoor art show.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Phil still has balls, gets banned from Starbucks for washing them in a sink.

 

[Adamska]

Wannabe Spic Encounters Latinos for First Time in Sacramento, Cries Oppression When Inevitably Mocked by Them

 

[Football Meatlong]

Portland Area Man Protests Local Agriculture, Blames "Kiwi Farms" For America's Woes.

 

[AnOminous]

Freakishly Corpulent Italian Nazi Fetishist Mistaken for Wild Boar, Shot by Local Hunter