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[Krieger]

Patient Zero for Diabetes Claims One Millionth Sexual Assault, Record Streak of Fooling No One

 

[VLAD]

This Fat Ugly Son Of A Bitch Is Getting SSDI Every Month And Basically, He Is Fucking Retarded

 

[Adamska]

Pigman Phil Lies About Weight/Consumes More Overpriced Vegan Food
Disease Riddled Phil Ruins More of His Own Flesh With Child Scribblings
Diabetic Phil Eats Own Weight in Ice Cream for Self Care
Kim Jeong Phil Enacts More Genocide/Still Eats More Food than Entire Country of Autistan

 

[Abethedemon]

Phil the Hutt bitches about new Star Wars movie

 

[moorhen]

Cheese tattoo

 

[Clown Doll]

Phil tries to reel in asspats - ends up looking childish and retarded instead

 

[Randy Lahey]

Fat ugly dago Phil eats 17 pizzas, wonders why chest pain occurs

 

[Zeorus]

Isabel Posts Cryptic Racist Facebook Status, Speaks in Third Person

 

[Adamska]

Retarded Lardbeast gets Kicked out of Anarchist Bookstore, Claims Rape
ISIS Wannabe Begins Jihad Against Straight People in Imaginary Country

 

[VLAD]

Flabba The Hutt Rants About "Problematic" Star Wars, Has No Friends To Pay For His Movie Tickets

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Unfunny Communist thinks just because fat people are targetted for ban on soft drinks, He Protests by being Diabetic Phil and drinks an entire Grotesque Gulp size of a Fanta Red Cream.

 

[Football Meatlong]

10 MUST TRY potato recipes!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Phil goes on diet, starts exercise regime. Enters therapy to deal with emotional issues.
RELATED THREAD IN SUPPORTERS:
DrJonesHat banned for posting while high.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Morbidly Obese Homeless White Man Covered in Tattos And Bondage Gear Found Dead Under Bridge, Autopsy Reveals His Anus And Rectum Were Full Of Raw Ginger Roots, New Zelanders Believed To Responsible For The Crime

 

[Adamska]

Crazed Bum Squeals about Road Signs, Shows Why he Can't Drive
Morbidly Obese Phil Lies About Weight, May Have AIDS

 

[Tookie]

Fetid Potato Troll shits himself when confronted at Analchest Workshop

 

[Adamska]

Bourgeois Wop Phil Gets by Communists at Local Event

 

[DrJonesHat]

Phil informed he doesn't actually work at Long Haul, can't kick people out, storms out in huff.

Phil arrested for aggravated assault, put in men's section of jail, shanked by real Lantios.

Phil declares he's Native American, wanders into forest on vision quest. Never seen again, West Coast rejoices.

 

[Adamska]

Demented White Bum Gets Arrested, Autism at 11

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Bourgeoise Phil demands underfunded government give him Rolls Royce for self care