Make Your Own TV Show

[Saney]

Animals versus Politicians. Self-explanatory.

Can we get a spin-off called Fast Animals, Slow Children?

Celebrity Raze. A studio audience is given the opportunity to vote for terrible scenarios for celebrities to be put through. The pilot episode, for example, would have an audience choosing whether to throw Snooki into a pit of Madagascar hissing cockroaches or to make Chris Brown eat fish oil and radishes until he pukes.

I dunno, she might like that. I mean, don't goblins eat cockroaches?

 

[Picklepower]

I would love to see a Japanese miniseries about Shoko Asahara, from his childhood, throughout his "career" up until today. It would be SOOO fucked up, because that group was fucked up. It would have to be Japanese made, too feel authentic.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

At the Movies with Coleslaw Smithey. All that hot air coming out of his ass would be a sight to behold.

Get someone on there who disagrees with him. If he's anything like Chris, that would be prime-time TV right there.

Or better yet, have Chris be the other film critic.

 

[Saney]

At the Movies with Coleslaw Smithey. All that hot air coming out of his ass would be a sight to behold.

Get someone on there who disagrees with him. If he's anything like Chris, that would be prime-time TV right there.

Or better yet, have Chris be the other film critic.

It'd be better than Siskel and Ebert.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

^ Or Margaret and David.

 

[The Dude]

I'm actually planning to make a web series in the vain of Marble Hornet/EverymanHYBRID with a little Ghost Adventures mixed in about a group of friends who investigate the paranormal and the occult who run afoul of a cult who sacrifices people to a Lovecraftian God. It will also involve popular conspiracies like HAARP, the Illuminati, shadow governments, surviving Nazis and the Fourth Reich, and so much more.

I will give you all of my views and money for this.

Thanks for the support. I'll be letting everyone here know when the project gets off the ground and have even invited some forum members to join in. I need a new computer and some decent cameras first.

 

[Saney]

^ Or Margaret and David.

Ooooh, how about we pair Chris and Cole up with Myles Barlow?

 

[Fialovy]

A sitcom featuring the marriage of two autistic adults, their kids (including one born without autism), and their adventures in parenting. It'll be like those family sitcoms, but spergier.

 

[c-no]

Here is my terrible idea for a tv show: You get some the lolcows, from say 5 to 20 and you have all of them live under the same roof in a dormitory and with their consent within the boundaries of the law, record their wacky and wild antics from getting in trouble with jerkops at the mall to writing terrible fan-fiction of their furry mary-sue getting down with cartoon characters. Each week, a lolcow, depending on how many live in the house, is kicked off after there are enough votes for them to get the boot. It would be like that one show from MTV, The Real World.

 

[Saney]

Here is my terrible idea for a tv show: You get some the lolcows, from say 5 to 20 and you have all of them live under the same roof in a dormitory and with their consent within the boundaries of the law, record their wacky and wild antics from getting in trouble with jerkops at the mall to writing terrible fan-fiction of their furry mary-sue getting down with cartoon characters. Each week, a lolcow, depending on how many live in the house, is kicked off after there are enough votes for them to get the boot. It would be like that one show from MTV, The Real World.

How many Loveshies would there be?

 

[Picklepower]

How about a sitcom where a fat, fedora wearing, love-shy switches bodies, with a radical "die CIS Scum!" yelling feminazi? Season 1 ends with them making love furiously, then they have to pretend they hate each other around their social groups, in Season 2. Season 3, they move in, but a Three's Company situation arises, when Ahuvia and Rika (who are married in this show cuz it takes place in California) are the landlords, like the Ropers.

 

[c-no]

Here is my terrible idea for a tv show: You get some the lolcows, from say 5 to 20 and you have all of them live under the same roof in a dormitory and with their consent within the boundaries of the law, record their wacky and wild antics from getting in trouble with jerkops at the mall to writing terrible fan-fiction of their furry mary-sue getting down with cartoon characters. Each week, a lolcow, depending on how many live in the house, is kicked off after there are enough votes for them to get the boot. It would be like that one show from MTV, The Real World.

How many Loveshies would there be?

Probably two to ten, depending on how many lol-cows are living in the home.

 

[c-no]

Here is another terrible tv show idea I came up with after reading the ever loathsome post of love-shys: Within this show, we have the main character; a love-shy wearing the normal attire of a love-shy. Each episode details the wacky antics of him doing stupid things such as being an outdoor preacher trying to preach about the evils of American women to ranting about his incel-hood in a rough red-neck bar, with all the hilarious outcomes such as getting arrested by the cops for harassing women with his "sermon" and getting his junk kicked by an angry drunk red-neck who is tired of his ranting. The show also include: the love-shy trying to hit on women that lust- er, loves only to get rejected, the actor who is playing the love-shy) reading the post of actual love-shys and giving his thoughts on their idiocy, and even a (fake and non-existant) boyfriend-free girlfriend coupon!!
This would be another tv show that I would come up with. It would be despised by love-shys because they think I'm an evil man-agent of the oppressive female matriarchy they would so desperately believe for the cause of their incel-hood.

 

[Judge Holden]

Uh.... a cop series/x files rip off set in the 1920s lovecraft universe dealing with the various cults, creatures, and entities that inhabit it as well as the historical setting of the 20s/30s.

 

[Picklepower]

I stole this idea from the podcast Lost in the Static, but imagine this, a reality show, following the people who make reality shows, as they make them.
I thought of one too, a reality show that follows backyard wrestlers.

 

[c-no]

I stole this idea from the podcast Lost in the Static, but imagine this, a reality show, following the people who make reality shows, as they make them.
I thought of one too, a reality show that follows backyard wrestlers.

Considering that, here is an idea of a reality show: You videotape the life of a random person for one day, showing what they really do from work to home to whatever they do in their free time. Really there is no editing aside from just cutting unnecessary scenes and its all done on the spot. (i.e. If the guy the camera focuses on wants to play a video game, then the camera focuses on him and his game. If he is working in a card store, the video shows what he goes through.) This has to be the one tv show idea I have made that has to be terrible compared to the lol-cow room-mate show and the love-shy sitcom.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

A reality show where people are placed in an isolated location. 1 of them is marked the killer and can eliminate other players. Whichever players can find the secret safe zone wins the prize. The killer wins if they eliminate all other players. There are hints to the location placed along the way.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Weakness Exposed

Every episode will specialize in exposing somebody for who they truly are. The first episode will be exposing Ghost Hunters, instead of telling them why their studies are bullshit because science, as other people wouldn't believe it because they're gullible, we force them to go into a spooky house to find ghosts or signs of the supernatural. Then, we start fucking with them and make them think the house is really haunted.

The next episode will be kind of like Bully Beatdown except where we pit a white supremacist against a huge black dude in a prison cell.

The third episode will be where we take wiggers and drop them in places like Compton and BedSty. So, scared straight.

The fourth episode will be where we drop a Scenefag, an Emo, and a Hardcore Kiddie into a Grindcore/Death Metal pit. If and when they start throwing punches, that's when the magic happens.

So, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, except more violent.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Weakness Exposed

Every episode will specialize in exposing somebody for who they truly are. The first episode will be exposing Ghost Hunters, instead of telling them why their studies are bullshit because science, as other people wouldn't believe it because they're gullible, we force them to go into a spooky house to find ghosts or signs of the supernatural. Then, we start fucking with them and make them think the house is really haunted.

The next episode will be kind of like Bully Beatdown except where we pit a white supremacist against a huge black dude in a prison cell.

The third episode will be where we take wiggers and drop them in places like Compton and BedSty. So, scared straight.

The fourth episode will be where we drop a Scenefag, an Emo, and a Hardcore Kiddie into a Grindcore/Death Metal pit. If and when they start throwing punches, that's when the magic happens.

So, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, except more violent.

I like this idea, can we also have an episode where wizards are taken to a brothel.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

A Zombie survival show, where our host talks about weapons, shelter, group management, tricks etc. For example, explaining why revolvers should only be used if there is no other alternative or what kind of building should you hole your group up in.

For added measure, a Slenderman appearance here and there, which ends with the host leaving $20 on the ground. Next time Slendy appears, he's wearing a wig.