Make Your Own TV Show

Kamen Rider Black said:
A Zombie survival show, where our host talks about weapons, shelter, group management, tricks etc. For example, explaining why revolvers should only be used if there is no other alternative or what kind of building should you hole your group up in.

For added measure, a Slenderman appearance here and there, which ends with the host leaving $20 on the ground. Next time Slendy appears, he's wearing a wig.
Would The Dude be the host for the show? He posted in "Getting to know One Another" that he is a freelance zombie survival expert.
 
TastyWB 2.0 said:
PvtRichardCranium said:
Weakness Exposed

Every episode will specialize in exposing somebody for who they truly are. The first episode will be exposing Ghost Hunters, instead of telling them why their studies are bullshit because science, as other people wouldn't believe it because they're gullible, we force them to go into a spooky house to find ghosts or signs of the supernatural. Then, we start fucking with them and make them think the house is really haunted.

The next episode will be kind of like Bully Beatdown except where we pit a white supremacist against a huge black dude in a prison cell.

The third episode will be where we take wiggers and drop them in places like Compton and BedSty. So, scared straight.

The fourth episode will be where we drop a Scenefag, an Emo, and a Hardcore Kiddie into a Grindcore/Death Metal pit. If and when they start throwing punches, that's when the magic happens.

So, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, except more violent.

I like this idea, can we also have an episode where wizards are taken to a brothel.
What about a few love-shys taken to a feminist rally?
 
c-no said:
TastyWB 2.0 said:
PvtRichardCranium said:
Weakness Exposed

Every episode will specialize in exposing somebody for who they truly are. The first episode will be exposing Ghost Hunters, instead of telling them why their studies are bullshit because science, as other people wouldn't believe it because they're gullible, we force them to go into a spooky house to find ghosts or signs of the supernatural. Then, we start fucking with them and make them think the house is really haunted.

The next episode will be kind of like Bully Beatdown except where we pit a white supremacist against a huge black dude in a prison cell.

The third episode will be where we take wiggers and drop them in places like Compton and BedSty. So, scared straight.

The fourth episode will be where we drop a Scenefag, an Emo, and a Hardcore Kiddie into a Grindcore/Death Metal pit. If and when they start throwing punches, that's when the magic happens.

So, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, except more violent.

I like this idea, can we also have an episode where wizards are taken to a brothel.
What about a few love-shys taken to a feminist rally?
What if Chris is taken to a gay bar?
 
I've had this idea in my head since I was 14. Found out it's pretty much King of the Hill meets Trailer Park Boys.
 
c-no said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
A Zombie survival show, where our host talks about weapons, shelter, group management, tricks etc. For example, explaining why revolvers should only be used if there is no other alternative or what kind of building should you hole your group up in.

For added measure, a Slenderman appearance here and there, which ends with the host leaving $20 on the ground. Next time Slendy appears, he's wearing a wig.
Would The Dude be the host for the show? He posted in "Getting to know One Another" that he is a freelance zombie survival expert.
Only if we can get around copyright infringement.

It can talk about what weapons to prioritize, why katanas aren't that good, little tricks (My favorite is placing a battery-powered alarm clock in a hard to reach place, set the alarm for a few minutes, to lure zombies into an area), digging a latrine. That sort of thing.
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
c-no said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
A Zombie survival show, where our host talks about weapons, shelter, group management, tricks etc. For example, explaining why revolvers should only be used if there is no other alternative or what kind of building should you hole your group up in.

For added measure, a Slenderman appearance here and there, which ends with the host leaving $20 on the ground. Next time Slendy appears, he's wearing a wig.
Would The Dude be the host for the show? He posted in "Getting to know One Another" that he is a freelance zombie survival expert.
Only if we can get around copyright infringement.

It can talk about what weapons to prioritize, why katanas aren't that good, little tricks (My favorite is placing a battery-powered alarm clock in a hard to reach place, set the alarm for a few minutes, to lure zombies into an area), digging a latrine. That sort of thing.

DOOD TEH WALKING DEAD SAYZ KATANIS AND REVOLVERZ ARE DABESS ZOMBH KILLIN WEPINZ UR UPINEN IS STUPED!!!!!11111
 
exball said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
c-no said:
Would The Dude be the host for the show? He posted in "Getting to know One Another" that he is a freelance zombie survival expert.
Only if we can get around copyright infringement.

It can talk about what weapons to prioritize, why katanas aren't that good, little tricks (My favorite is placing a battery-powered alarm clock in a hard to reach place, set the alarm for a few minutes, to lure zombies into an area), digging a latrine. That sort of thing.

DOOD TEH WALKING DEAD SAYZ KATANIS AND REVOLVERZ ARE DABESS ZOMBH KILLIN WEPINZ UR UPINEN IS STUPED!!!!!11111
You've had this conversation with fanboys before, haven't you?
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
exball said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
Only if we can get around copyright infringement.

It can talk about what weapons to prioritize, why katanas aren't that good, little tricks (My favorite is placing a battery-powered alarm clock in a hard to reach place, set the alarm for a few minutes, to lure zombies into an area), digging a latrine. That sort of thing.

DOOD TEH WALKING DEAD SAYZ KATANIS AND REVOLVERZ ARE DABESS ZOMBH KILLIN WEPINZ UR UPINEN IS STUPED!!!!!11111
You've had this conversation with fanboys before, haven't you?
More then once.
 
This is my idea for a sentai, the team would be 5 elite mooks for an evil empire battling a larger evil empire. During the course of the series they develop a love of justice and after destroying their enemies in the finale, quit being henchmen and fight their former employers.
 
I had a pretty sucky idea for an anime-styled cartoon. It involved a Japanese-American teenager having visions about a life he never lived and sees things that normal people can't. His world is turned upside down when he finds his parents murdered by a yokai and is narrowly saved and later spirited away by a mysterious ninja master. He learns that he is descendant of a member of a group of individuals with exceptional abilities who hunted down evil Yokai and kept them from disturbing the balance between spirits and humans. He is trained by the master and later meets more of these Yokai hunters. Somewhere along the lines, he learns the truth of his origins: he is the child of a union between one of these Yokai hunters and a kitsune. The lawful member of the group was suspicious of this, but the protagonist was none the wiser. Lawful decries protagonist's birth father for committing sacrilege against their group, believing that a yokai and humans must be kept separate and orders his execution. Protagonist escapes and befriends a few yokai along the way. Meanwhile, lawful is trying to weed out Protagonist by sending the hunters to slay all yokai who hide among humans, no exceptions. Protagonist meets his maternal grandfather and learns more about his origins, and also that Lawful's actions are going to cause the Yokai to wage war with humans. So protagonist has to gather up whatever allies he can, and try to stop the war before it's too late.

I didn't even get into all of the plot twists that I had in mind, because it has more than a pretzel. I also made a point to avoid taking too many artistic liberties and heavilly researched Japanese myths,warriors, and etc while figuring out how to fit them in with the setting. Protagonist being half-kitsune was inspired by tales from Japan referencing to exceptional individuals who had talents attributed to being half-kitsune like Abe-no-Seimei. I even came up with ways that spirits could hide in the modern world(e.g. some Tanuki who lost their homes to deforestation might live as vagabonds amongst humans. Their human forms would echo elements of their yokai ones, such as tanuki faces, which are essentially human faces with a squared facial structure)
 
A police procedural about a giant robot detective that is played 100% straight.
 
An HBO show focusing on the students and staff of a dilapidated, under-financed inner city school.
 
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An HBO show focusing on the students and staff of a dilapidated, under-financed inner city school.

You could call it Generic High. You'll have Pregnant Slut, and Black Guy and Gay Football Star and The Nerd.

BTW revolvers would be perfectly acceptable for any encounter. They're actually far easier for a novice...It's actually sort of shitty to load a semi-automatic from the bottom up. Unless you're carrying around a ton of clips.

Just a though.
 
My idea: Pox. Two Russian heroin addicts loot out a crumbling Soviet bioweapons facility and accidentally expose themselves to a weaponized strain of smallpox. Shit goes down. The smallpox spreads, which sparks riots and ethnic clashes. Various governments declare martial law and attempt to stop it's spread. Truckers inadvertently spread it, so the US government shuts down the trucking industry, which sparks food shortages. A group of Chinese citizens fleeing north gets massacred by Russian troops, which sparks a war between them. A group of right wing militia types called the 76ers forms in America and starts guerrilla war against the government. A vaccine is developed, but by then too many people have been infected. Governments around the globe collapse. Finally, China and Russia have a brief nuclear exchange, which results in parts of the west coast being contaminated with fallout. Surviving government officials retreat to various bunkers such as Raven Rock and Mount Weather. And our story begins.
I can see the show following different groups of survivors across the country as they each try to adapt. For example, a town in northwest Illinois that hijacked a crashed shipment of vaccines, which resulted in almost all of the town surviving and thus having more manpower and knowledge than the other towns in the area. Or a group of survivors from Richmond heading north towards Pennsylvania, where their leader's brother owns a farm.
Or the surviving members of the government trying to ally with surviving towns and rebuild.
 
Extremely formulaic 'reality' show about myself, called 'Living In The Dream House'. I'd want Bravo or TLC to air it.
 
This is my idea for a sentai, the team would be 5 elite mooks for an evil empire battling a larger evil empire. During the course of the series they develop a love of justice and after destroying their enemies in the finale, quit being henchmen and fight their former employers.
Obviously, I'd be in it. I already have the armour.
 
I had a really good idea for a movie a whole back, it would have to be made in the late 70's for the ages to work for all the actors.
So there's William Shatner as a kind-hearted rabbi, striving to keep old traditions alive even in a modernizing world. Leslie Neilson plays a cantankerous high school geography teacher, trying in vain to get kids thinking about the world as a whole. Farrah Fawcett will portray a young neurosurgeon fighting for women's rights and against sexism in her industry. Ricardo Montalban shines as a troubled Vietnam veteran, battling alcoholism and his own fears that God has forsaken him. He is supported by his free-spirited young boyfriend portrayed by Judson Scott, a hippy flowerchild who believes that love can conquer all evils. Rounding off this stellar cast is the inimitable Rudy Ray Moore, as a former modern poetry professor at Cambridge who left his position to study martial arts at a Shaolin monastery.
The characters all learn to work together and support one another despite their many differences to survive the relentless zombie outbreak that brought them together in the first place.
 
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