Sonichu Making Chris's Characters Interesting

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It's like fertilizer: it's shit, but beautiful things can grow from it.

It isn't fertilizer, it's bug spray: it kills a bunch of nasty creatures and makes you sick.

Sonic is not a good series at it's core: it's just some blue monster running really fast or some shit. Mixing it with Pokemon doesn't produce produce a good story. The most interesting parts of the story are about Chris' own little struggle for love and understanding and his introduction of enemies from his personal life. None of it has any potential. It's only suitable for parody purposes, although one might argue the Sonichu comics are a pretty good unintentional parody on their own. Therein lies my biggest concern with a re-write: Chris is funny only when he tries to be serious. That childlike autistic quality is what makes Chris' work almost endearing at times. You can't take that and make it your own. It takes... someone special. It takes an exceptional individual. It takes a Chris.
 
Yeah, it's true. Sonichu is Sonichu because it tries to be an epic story, but fails hardcore and ends up being mostly the wish fulfillment of some autistic fatass who can't even win in his own dream world. Take Chr1s-Ch@n away, and how is it any different from the 'source materials'? It's about mutant animals fighting against evil in the name of good, in which case you have Super Robot Monkey Squad Hyper Force Go, or it's a plotless nonsense which was better done in things like Excel Saga or Nichijou.

That doesn't stop a 'Sonichu' that actually tries to be a legitimate Sonic/Pikachu fusion from being good, but at that point we're talking something on the level of the Mega Man/Sonic crossover. [Which I STILL don't really see why it had to exist.]
 
Speaking of tabletop games, I've been meaning to use a Mary Lee Walsh inspired villain for a game. I'm tilting between using her as Merrily Wish, an idealistic magical girl turned cynical megacorporation CEO who uses a combination of arcane skills and brutal military tactics to obtain resources and destroy her opposition, or as "Slough-Eel" Iram, a heart-stealing boogeyman who uses black magic to isolate and destroy her victims

I've also been wanting to give out a magical boomerang called the Bent Duck. But none of my players would be willing to pick that one up.
I kind of want to see a Chris themed game based off of Call of Cthulhu. Like, your characters have just moved to/got stranded in stranded in/found CWCville, and must investigate it's mysterious denizens. The Sanity meter could be reworked so that instead of losing sanity by reading Lovecraftian anchunt tomes, you lose it by reading Sonichu comics or watching Chris's videos. If you're lucky, you'll find a vital piece of information. If not, you watch Chris drink his :fapcup:.
 
No, no it really isn't. In fact it's really easy. All you have to do is actually give them some kind of personality.
 
Put a bandanna around Sonichu's neck, cover his limbs in sports tape, color his arms yellow, and give him more spines, and make a CGI cartoon about him.
 
Speaking of tabletop games, I've been meaning to use a Mary Lee Walsh inspired villain for a game. I'm tilting between using her as Merrily Wish, an idealistic magical girl turned cynical megacorporation CEO who uses a combination of arcane skills and brutal military tactics to obtain resources and destroy her opposition, or as "Slough-Eel" Iram, a heart-stealing boogeyman who uses black magic to isolate and destroy her victims

I've also been wanting to give out a magical boomerang called the Bent Duck. But none of my players would be willing to pick that one up.
Is the Bent Duck any more powerful than a Sword of Fail? Or a +1 Megatron Pistol?
 
I originally wrote up a scenario for an adventure in d20 Modern for a PNP RPG group, since they wanted me to do an adventure in CWCville. The challenge was thus to somehow portray Chris and the cast of recolors as sympathetic, and, using a worse evil as a backdrop, I got to work.

CWCville has stood for some time, but little is said of the administration it supplanted. Chris speaks of his father founding it, but of nothing else. Few, if any records of the previous administrator survive. Chris' seeming benality over the event belies the truth of what occured. Chris' seeming dictatorship, militant aggression, and draconian laws are all largely a front to draw attention from a far bigger threat, and it was only brought to light when an aged soldier, found deep in CWCville's oldest neighborhood, revealed the truth.

In ages past, Chris' father founded what was known as RFCville, and, during the building of the city, uncovered terrible artifacts dating to a bygone age. Already a covetous and bigoted man, the artifacts worked a terrible change on the aged man's psyche, twisting him from a decent-if-flawed human being into a monster, one who ruled with an iron fist and whose administration made CWC's look downright benevolent in contrast. With a brutally-loyal regime behind him, he began to expand his land, and his rule. It was believed that unless he was somehow stopped, overt military action between his forces and the outside was a dreadful inevitability. Something in RFC had changed; he had become something inhuman.

The young CWC was barely out of high school when he noticed the change in his father. Gathering the most loyal men from his father's personal guard, young Chris was forced to do the unthinkable, and lead an uprising against his father. And though RFC was cast down, the evil presence that had taken root in his psyche remained. Chris was determined to not let this evil spread. Deep below the CWCville shopping center, a massive vault was created, and within it, the dread spirit within the form of the deceased RFC was chained and imprisoned - sealed away and forgotten. But though it was trapped in its form, it proved far from helpless. Chris was terribly scarred by the ordeal mentally, and wound up crashing into slumber from the psychic trauma. The spirit in RFC railed against its containment; it could only reach out to kindred spirits, ones that felt the caress of darkness, as RFC had. Mary Lee Walsh and Graduon were the first to be lured by the subconscious signal from beyond - but they would not be the last.

Since then, Chris has used all of his powers to keep the monster under CWCville restrained, and sealed away, with help from the electric hedgehog pokemon and his closest allies. He alone knows the depth of the crisis thus far; he cannot be sure who, even among those closest to him, can be trusted or not. And so he fights in CWCville against villains for outwardly the most spurious of reasons - he cannot take risks - he must ensure that the corrupted cannot be influenced by the dread spirit. CWCville chafes under his rule, and his antics, and it pains him, but the alternative is unthinkable, for if the dread spirit escapes, the damage to the world will be incalculable. His erratic behavior is easily dismissed as mere Autism, but it's the protracted stress of keeping a monster from beyond entombed.

The electric hedgehogs know of the plight, to different degrees. Sonichu knows, ironically, the least, with Magi-Chan the most.
 
My instinctive reaction to that phrase was to start seriously considering their ups and downs. Somebody save me.
Weaker, it does nonlethal damage, but the target has to make a fortitude save or be subjected to crippling nausea for 1d4 rounds due to hallucinating being touched by CWC's bent dong.
 
I think Graduon would be more interesting as a broadsword. I think he'd be more badass than he is as a scepter. I'd have Mary Lee Walsh actually do something effective for once, by making her attack our autistic hero and his retard brigade with her cursed sword.
 
How would you make Sonichu himself interesting? In the fan works he rarely gets any personality, and when he does he always seems to end up petty and tyrannical. This isn't necessarily bad, but it can get repetitious.

Maybe Sonichu feels like he committed to Rosechu too quickly, caught up in the relief of finding another hedgehog pokemon. Maybe he feels that he'd be more suited to Angelica, but as a Catholic she wouldn't look at him even if he and Rosechu divorced.

Perhaps there's something in the way that Sonichu replaced Bionic in Christian's affections - did he scheme to sideline Bionic, or maybe it was all Chris' decision and Sonichu feels bad for Bionic but is upset at the constant jealousy from him?
 
How would you make Sonichu himself interesting? In the fan works he rarely gets any personality, and when he does he always seems to end up petty and tyrannical. This isn't necessarily bad, but it can get repetitious.

Maybe Sonichu feels like he committed to Rosechu too quickly, caught up in the relief of finding another hedgehog pokemon. Maybe he feels that he'd be more suited to Angelica, but as a Catholic she wouldn't look at him even if he and Rosechu divorced.

Perhaps there's something in the way that Sonichu replaced Bionic in Christian's affections - did he scheme to sideline Bionic, or maybe it was all Chris' decision and Sonichu feels bad for Bionic but is upset at the constant jealousy from him?

In the d20 campaign, I did it by portraying him as deeply flawed and wholly capable of making bad calls, which wound up haunting him in the long run. He had something of survivors' guilt in the aftermath of CWC-Defense, when he later learned that his attempting to help Chris wound up costing many more lives than would have otherwise been lost had he been helping the other 'hogs against MLW. To hear Sonichu tell it, he does not deserve the praise he recieved for his role in that fight. This actually served as a major impetus for many of the Sonichu characters becoming more interesting, because Sonichu was genuinely likable for the loss, which wasn't really something I expected to happen with the simple inclusion of a humanizing element.
 
How would you make Sonichu himself interesting? In the fan works he rarely gets any personality, and when he does he always seems to end up petty and tyrannical. This isn't necessarily bad, but it can get repetitious.

Maybe Sonichu feels like he committed to Rosechu too quickly, caught up in the relief of finding another hedgehog pokemon. Maybe he feels that he'd be more suited to Angelica, but as a Catholic she wouldn't look at him even if he and Rosechu divorced.

Perhaps there's something in the way that Sonichu replaced Bionic in Christian's affections - did he scheme to sideline Bionic, or maybe it was all Chris' decision and Sonichu feels bad for Bionic but is upset at the constant jealousy from him?
Portray Sonichu as person who wants to do good, but is just incredibly stupid. Oh, and he has a sick Electra complex thing with Chris, which is why he's so irrationally homophobic.
 
Megagi La Skunk convinces Chris to pass a law that prevents german warfare bitches from entering CWCville -- only for Megtune to somehow slip through the cracks for one last battle. Now Megagi has to do some The Karate Kid shit with Chris in the art of German Warfaring. Turns out Megagi still loves Meg and wants to give their relationship another shot. It writes itself!
 
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Portray Sonichu as person who wants to do good, but is just incredibly stupid. Oh, and he has a sick Electra complex thing with Chris, which is why he's so irrationally homophobic.

My suggestion was going to be tp portray Sonichu as an actually incredibly evil character that just thinks he's a good guy. So while he's ruining everything for the sake of his perceved greater good; everyone else is there trying to stop him and hating him which only fuels his determination further.
 
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