MAKING POSITIVE CHANGES!!!!! - 4/16/2018

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She is so excited now she can bug Becky to drive her to Texas Roadhouse. Glad to know when they break up AL can cash in on the car. haha, Becky is going to be left stranded with no car if she breaks up with AL. I guess that's why she holds on to AL. WTH Becky..no job, no car... how is it worth it?
 
BeebTheMilch said:
So Amber likes to pick products from the back of the shelf
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Amber, the alien, strikes again. Once more we can see her doing something that she doesn't know the reason behind.

When buying something with an expiration date, especially if the products on the front of the shelf are too close to being expired, it's wise to pick the ones on the back because those tend to be newer (stockists put the older stuff in front in hopes it sells out before it expires).

Another reason for picking something from the back of the shelf was that a long time ago, before seals were a thing, some people would open up a bottle of pain killers, for example, take a few and put the bottle back in the shelf. Some people would also "try" a moisturizer or a splash of perfume. There was a chance that the items on the front row would have less product in them.

A water bottle, of course, doesn't fall in either category, so there is no need for her to pick one from the back, unless she plans to use it without washing it first.
Nah...Who am I kidding. She ain't gonna use that bottle. Nor the other ones that are gathering dust and cluttering the house.
 
xenomorph said:
AL shows her full manic side and shows HER car and squeals of excitement are heard
"A lot of people say that this is Becky's car but it's really miiiine, you can get a car without a licence, who knew?" AL showing her smug cunty face in some sort of fat satifisation, take that Haydurs.
AL secures Becky's place as resident chauffeur.
She shrugs off the "our car"
Wants to see some shit basic bitch movie Truth or Dare

Fast Forward to the parking lot of the local mall
AL looking as haggard and greasy as always, pans the camera over to Becky who looks none too pleased, AL says Becky is not too happy a bout having to walk around the mall area.
Beckys neck looks HUGE.
Becky assures her that is not the case, she just has to burp from indigestion.. (And they say Dykes arent dainty)
YOURE A LIAHHH is heard again
Showing off the local mall with Beckys butter teeth in frama, we hear AL's manic clown laugh.
Becksy"
Fast forward of AL wadding in a circle for 8 mins, she is visably out of breath but she is not wheezing and you can see her sweating her HR went up to 158 for..... 8 mins of movement.
Becky is tired, could not care less as they are waiting to go into the movie.
AL is holding her chest, no doubt heart attack incoming.
AL is praised by Becky by walking instead of shopping at the store. Even Becky knows she shops too much.
AL shows her inner artist by filming a shopping cart which was no doubt hit by a car playing CSI: Supermarket trying to find out who the culprit is.
OH WHAT A SHOCK THEY ARE SHOPPING.
AL lying about people wanting pics of her, we will see if its true if those pics surface.
Becky loves storms.
AL wants to buy another fucking water jug.
AL showing us once again that praise meant nothing as now she is shopping in Kroger.
Boring fucking decisions on fucking color of the damn water jug like it matters she wont fucking use it.
Holy fucking shit she keeps going back and forth on color.
Showing us her cart of shit.
Becky doesnt eat celery like I do.
Becky is seen buying fruit.
More showing off veggies, like it matters when they just had Mexican for dinner.
Buying more vegan cookies and cakes .

Comment Jerkoff!
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So, she bought a car without test driving it? I see.
 
Her manic obsession with the car, neglect of what she calls a relationship and general penguin walk cycles aside,
AL's complexion is making her look more and more like a crossbreed between human and cheese.
Also gotta love that she's "trying to get her proteins to a certain number". What, so her sweat will literally be the gunk they eat in Matrix?
 
497 said:
She is so excited now she can bug Becky to drive her to Texas Roadhouse. Glad to know when they break up AL can cash in on the car. haha, Becky is going to be left stranded with no car if she breaks up with AL. I guess that's why she holds on to AL. WTH Becky..no job, no car... how is it worth it?
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If this is the case, Fat AL is a real piece of shit. @ 0:19 in she refers to the car as "[her] baby!" She refers to that car with more genuine affection than Becky.

On the bright side, if she does sell the Texas Roadhouse mobile, she wouldn't be able to go anywhere until she finds another fat Kentucky lesbian to groom.
 
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LMAO, this part had me fucking dying for some reason. The sped up footage, the music, the way it looks like she's skating because her limbs are too fat to move properly. It's just so fucking awkward looking, it's mesmerising in a grotesque fat kind of way. Why did she even include it?
 
Gruntmaster-6000 said:
Her manic obsession with the car, neglect of what she calls a relationship and general penguin walk cycles aside,
AL's complexion is making her look more and more like a crossbreed between human and cheese.
Also gotta love that she's "trying to get her proteins to a certain number". What, so her sweat will literally be the gunk they eat in Matrix?
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She gets these target number in her head and treats it like it would be SO unhulthee to go under but when she goes over it's nbd. She gets so fixated on numbers like, clearly setting targets and forcing yourself to hit or go over is clearly not working for you.
 
Jesus fucking christ this bitch is giving herself asspats for 8 minutes of fucking walking?
1000 steps of walking is basically like staying home all day on the couch and getting up to piss once in awhile.
She will always be a fat fuck.
 
Gruntmaster-6000 said:
Her manic obsession with the car, neglect of what she calls a relationship and general penguin walk cycles aside,
AL's complexion is making her look more and more like a crossbreed between human and cheese.
Also gotta love that she's "trying to get her proteins to a certain number". What, so her sweat will literally be the gunk they eat in Matrix?
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She is looking mighty yellow these days.
 
I don’t know if this is true, but it made me chuckle.

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I can so see Amber doing this and then lying about it to make herself seem oh so famous.
 
Yay! The Texas Roadhouse mobile is up and running again! So much for 100 days of counting calories that she doesn't even remember which day she's on.


Why does she have to constantly make Becky look bad, saying something like, "Oh you didn't want to go on that walk" to which Becky has to constantly defend herself? I don't know how she puts up with that shit.

Gives her a kiss that lasted less than a millisecond. I've kissed my grandmother with more love than that!

Peep dude from 3:35 to 3:58. Caught a glimpse of Amber and was so amazed he just couldn't stop staring! LOL

Shopping for even more water bottles to add to the endless array already in her possession and she says she likes to grab from the back. Why Amber? Because it's rude when people go through stores and feel the need to touch each and every thing they see?

"I'm so dumb." See? She's capable of telling the truth every now and then.
 
Oh Hamburgers said:
"I'm so dumb." See? She's capable of telling the truth every now and then.
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I know it's forced in her usual 'ain't I cute and dainty?' fashion, but it's absolutely astounding that the gorl can have more self-awarenes about her diminishing IQ than she does about her ever increasing BMI...
 
Wow she walked for a whole 8 minutes, she truly is amazing guys. That weight is just gonna start falling off!

I love how she praises herself for not shopping while waiting for the movie to start, only to go fucking shopping after they are done with the movie. You definitely need some more of those water bottles gorl.

Also Becky just looks so done. How much longer will they last, I wonder? I give them until summer before Amber finally runs everything.
 
Entertained409 said:
I don’t know if this is true, but it made me chuckle.

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I can so see Amber doing this and then lying about it to make herself seem oh so famous.
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According to a quick Facebook search, I found someone with that name living near Big Al. Too funny. Amber even Tweeted about being recognized.

Edit - looked at a bigger version of the screen grab; pictures look similar. That plus the deletion make me think it's truer than not.
 
Yui said:
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LMAO, this part had me fucking dying for some reason. The sped up footage, the music, the way it looks like she's skating because her limbs are too fat to move properly. It's just so fucking awkward looking, it's mesmerising in a grotesque fat kind of way. Why did she even include it?
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Oh my god she DOES LOOK LIKE SHE'S SKATING. I can't stop watching this gif.

Edit: WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE'S SKATING???
 
I could literally not get out of bed other than to use the restroom and eat and I would still hit at least 2k steps per day. It BLOWS my mind that she seemed (a few videos back) so thrilled with herself for doing a whole 1500 steps for the entire day. If I get under 7k, I feel like a lazy piece of shit.

Also, my heart rate get's to 160 after I'm on a pretty intense run. This broad waddles around a parking lot for a few minutes and manages to get it that high?! Fuck me, if that isn't a terrifying wake-up call, I don't know what is.
 
BeebTheMilch said:
Oh my god she DOES LOOK LIKE SHE'S SKATING. I can't stop watching this gif.

Edit: WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE'S SKATING???
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Because instead of the normal human mechanics of walking, AL has to lean forward to exert enough force to get the momentum to move her massive bulk on her bottom half, like skating. And her splayed feet add to the effect.

Bitchy McFucknut said:
Too bad Albert's sausage fingers didn't move quickly enough....the Farms always beats her to the truth-laden comments. When will she learn?
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It's interesting what comments she chooses to delete. I have seen some fucking unhinged hate comments left up, but she's on something like this faster than she inhales 8 eggrolls.
 
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