Mar-11-23 - Praetor interview

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Praetor interview (full image because it's pointless as a thumbnail):
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Keep in mind Praetor is a somewhat unreliable source, but the interview was in plain English instead of Praetor's usual cryptic speak, and it's still interesting. Here are the notes:

  • Praetor is selling tasers signed by Chris.
  • Chris is still in contact with Praetor, and calls twice a week. He approves all items.
  • Chris has not touched his money from Praetor or the tugboat; only donations. He is planning to use this money to permanently hire Heilberg, and sue a couple people.
  • The jail visit didn't happen. Praetor has apparently played a part in convincing Chris not to send letters or accept visitors.
  • Chris has a beard and is only allowed to shave on rare occasions.
  • Chris has been writing a lot, and will apparently be out in a few months.
  • Chris no longer strictly identifies as female. He's bigender.
 
themarchivist2 said:
Praetor interview (full image because it's pointless as a thumbnail):
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Keep in mind Praetor is a somewhat unreliable source, but the interview was in plain English instead of Praetor's usual cryptic speak, and it's still interesting. Here are the notes:

  • Praetor is selling tasers signed by Chris.
  • Chris is still in contact with Praetor, and calls twice a week. He approves all items.
  • Chris has not touched his money from Praetor or the tugboat; only donations. He is planning to use this money to permanently hire Heilberg, and sue a couple people.
  • The jail visit didn't happen. Praetor has apparently played a part in convincing Chris not to send letters or accept visitors.
  • Chris has a beard and is only allowed to shave on rare occasions.
  • Chris has been writing a lot, and will apparently be out in a few months.
  • Chris no longer strictly identifies as female. He's bigender.
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I gleaned quite a bit from this, thank you, but I think the most I've learned is that Praetor is acting like a pretentious cunt.
 
Well, I guess it makes sense in a way, the jail is treating Chris like a man and there aren't any weens around to constantly validate his faggotry- of fucking course Chris is flip-flopping on calling himself female. Watch, he'll start going its okay for women to have beards, but only him or otherwise you look gross. You know basically full blown Tommy Tooter but dressed like if you let a six year girl decorate a christmas tree.
 
themarchivist2 said:
Praetor interview (full image because it's pointless as a thumbnail):
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Keep in mind Praetor is a somewhat unreliable source, but the interview was in plain English instead of Praetor's usual cryptic speak, and it's still interesting. Here are the notes:

  • Praetor is selling tasers signed by Chris.
  • Chris is still in contact with Praetor, and calls twice a week. He approves all items.
  • Chris has not touched his money from Praetor or the tugboat; only donations. He is planning to use this money to permanently hire Heilberg, and sue a couple people.
  • The jail visit didn't happen. Praetor has apparently played a part in convincing Chris not to send letters or accept visitors.
  • Chris has a beard and is only allowed to shave on rare occasions.
  • Chris has been writing a lot, and will apparently be out in a few months.
  • Chris no longer strictly identifies as female. He's bigender.
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so this is canon now?
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themarchivist2 said:
Praetor interview (full image because it's pointless as a thumbnail):
View attachment 4755913

Keep in mind Praetor is a somewhat unreliable source, but the interview was in plain English instead of Praetor's usual cryptic speak, and it's still interesting. Here are the notes:

  • Praetor is selling tasers signed by Chris.
  • Chris is still in contact with Praetor, and calls twice a week. He approves all items.
  • Chris has not touched his money from Praetor or the tugboat; only donations. He is planning to use this money to permanently hire Heilberg, and sue a couple people.
  • The jail visit didn't happen. Praetor has apparently played a part in convincing Chris not to send letters or accept visitors.
  • Chris has a beard and is only allowed to shave on rare occasions.
  • Chris has been writing a lot, and will apparently be out in a few months.
  • Chris no longer strictly identifies as female. He's bigender.
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Holy shit. This is like when your favorite show on Netflix gets cancelled, and the producer announces it’s coming back for a new season.
 
I'm 100% certain that Chris signed everything without giving a fuck, after all, He's a Deity.
 
MorbidlyObeseFeline said:
Holy shit. This is like when your favorite show on Netflix gets cancelled, and the producer announces it’s coming back for a new season.
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In other news, Praetor is selling tasers to folks with Chris's name on them and will soon be joining our Lord and Savior in jail cell when some kid gets a hold of it and zaps his nuts off.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Remind me why I should trust Praetor's bullshit any more than the other dozen orbiter weens' bullshit.
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They're the only people to have had widely-accepted contact with Chris since August 2022. They aren't trustworthy by any means, but outside of Null or Heilberg himself, they're probably the only source to even consider trusting at this point.
 
I wonder if there's any proof that Chris is actually getting out in a few months, or if it's just some delusion from Chris. How the fuck are they selling tazers signed by Chris? Obviously he didn't sign them in jail.
 
He’s planning to sue people?

Oh, Chrissy, you still don’t get it, do you? You’re going to have far more on your plate to deal with when you eventually get out. This is gonna be great!

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!
 
Praetor is not trustworthy by any means. They are just weens that realized they can take advantage of a retard for money so I don't have a lot of respect for them but the questions were straightforward enough to believe.

With that being said, Chris having an influx of money and immediately wasting it on a lawyer is proof that he will never learn.
 
Heilberg, Schmeilberg. Chris and Russell Greer can team up to take down the Farms once and for all. With Chris's goddess powers and Greer's studly legal eagle prowess, Null stands no chance.
 
  • Chris has been writing a lot, and will apparently be out in a few months.
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Let’s assume this is true. Free from jail to go where exactly? Did the group home work out, I didn’t think that was going to due to the nature of the crime.
 
Since a lot of people are asking about the tasers or doubting their authenticity:

Praetor allegedly had multiple tasers they wanted Chris to autograph so they could sell them back in early 2021. It's very likely the tasers they're selling were autographed before Chris's arrest. They originally listed them for sale in 2022, though they say in this response that Etsy took them down, so it's possible neither of them were sold. They've sold one of these "secret items" and only have one left for sale; since only two tasers were confirmed to exist, this checks out. I don't doubt their authenticity.
 
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