Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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Really hope we get a Captain’s Log. With the title: “27-3 INCEST ACCUSATIONS FREE AFTER TWO YEARS IN JAIL”

Preferably from a motel room with two gas station Sonic in the background. (As Chris has just started to rebuild the hoard.)

A tweet, even a tweet CHAIN hardly seems like appropriate for a momentous occasion like this.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
That would require him to still have a motor vehicle capable of those speeds, which he no longer has access to.
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As soon as Chris gets out of the group home he could use his money to buy a van to live in. Finally the Sonichu experience will go on the road and Chris will be able to expose his beliefs to people around the country, until it all ends when runs over someone for telling him that Sonichu's arms should be yellow.
 
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RACISM said:
Fucking hell, the raper of Ruckersville is on the loose again. Lock up your grandmas.
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Besides the goddess logs, This is the only thing that’s been on Chris’s mind for the last two years
 

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Procrastinhater said:
He hasnt been sentenced though, so if he was released wont they have given him the shit he had on him when he got arrested in a bag?
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If he's going to a facility? No.
He would be bound to the facilities rules and assuming it's anything like the intense psychiatric/therapeutic environment he needs, external communication would be extremely restricted, as would most other normal activities.
Property would be handed directly to the facility rep and they would put any contraband into a safe or locked room.

You can think about any of these residential treatment facilities as working like a drug rehab. That might be an accessible way to understand what his life is going to be like since it's depicted in media more often
 
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Fapcop said:
Really hope we get a Captain’s Log. With the title: “27-3 INCEST ACCUSATIONS FREE AFTER TWO YEARS IN JAIL”

Preferably from a motel room with two gas station Sonic in the background. (As Chris has just started to rebuild the hoard.)

A tweet, even a tweet CHAIN hardly seems like appropriate for a momentous occasion like this.
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Ya know, its legit possible if not probable his grand return to the internet and his first declaration to the world in years will to rage about Sega canonically making Sonic's arms blue last week
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Back when I lurked moar and posted less, I pretty much just followed Chris. The first time I ever saw even a moment of the kill stream was when he was chasing Chris down when he got arrested. Someone was posting about it here and I happened to click on the link like 3 minutes before he got to the scene. That seems like 3 lifetimes ago. Kinda seems like Ralph should've been invited to his release.


However, I have my own crazy theory. What if Barb died over the weekend so they released Chris today because he is of threat to no one else and he's already done 2 years without conviction. So just get crazy pants pooper the fuck on out to make space for someone else?

ETA: I don't mean to intend charges being dropped but just released pending next court action. If that pinned reply is real, it'll be interesting. Considering it's pinned by the person who posted their own YT video here though, I'm skeptical.
 
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Kept Ya Waiting Huh said:
Liquid Chris, being a doctor, might have had enough money to pay bail for his old friend. Does anyone know how much Chris's bail was?
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No, and that’s why it’s almost certainly not what happened. If we can’t find out how they got him out, it’s very unlikely that anyone just paid off his bond to get him out. There wasn’t a price anywhere.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
As soon as Chris gets out of the group home he could use his money to buy a van to live in. Finally the Sonichu experience will go on the road and Chris will be able to expose his beliefs to people around the country, until it all ends when runs over someone for telling him that Sonichu's arms should be yellow.
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Normal, perfectly well adjusted people can't handle van-life. Chris would require a full-on winnebeago and the gas cost on that alone would drive him into bankruptcy, in addition to all the nic nac shit he'd fill it with.

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Why does his prison photo look like one of the survivors of Auschwitz?
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He visibly looks like he's lost a LOT of weight, due to prison diet actually being more healthy. than his usual fare. I'd imagine stress and being forced to walk around more also were minor contributions. Add the standard black and white stripes and the comparison isn't entirely unwarranted for somebody who maybe just got to Auschwitz.
 
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Got Milk! said:
However, I have my own crazy theory. What if Barb died over the weekend so they released Chris today because he is of threat to no one else and he's already done 2 years without conviction. So just get crazy pants pooper the fuck on out to make space for someone else?
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The courts don't work that quickly.
 
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Ya know, its legit possible if not probable his grand return to the internet and his first declaration to the world in years will to rage about Sega canonically making Sonic's arms blue last week
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“I got a lotta hm questions about ah… Jail and whatnot. But first we need to TALK ABOUT DA NEW SONIC! THIS IS DANG SERIOUS!”

Poor Chris. Goes away for a few years and comes back to a world gone crazy.

I think it’ll be a while till we hear from him.

First Chris will need to gorge on whatever snackfood he didn’t have access to in jail.

And then I reckon he will need to readjust: See what’s new in the Bronyverse, read up on what Lego sets has been released since he went away, catch all the new Pokemon in Pokémon Go, etc.
 
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