Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[WelperHelper99]

I'm surprised his hair hasn't greyed out. Do they also allow for dye jobs behind bars. This has already been asked, but how soon until Chris first tweet after nearly two years in jail?

I would assume as soon as he gets to Walmart and hooks up with a consumer cellular phone plan lol

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I'm hoping the court puts chris in a tard house.
Chris would lose his damned mind dealing with 'slow in the minds.'

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Fucking hell, the raper of Ruckersville is on the loose again. Lock up your grandmas.

Who do you guys suspect of paying up?
Some troons?
Ralph?
Metokur?

Metokur would do it because he's on his way out west regardless, might as well contribute to the merge.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

So, is Barb getting eaten out tonight?

 

[Lensherr]

I wonder if he’ll release a statement of some kind now that he’s out of prison. Would definitely be interested to see how he’d spin his time there.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I would assume as soon as he gets to Walmart and hooks up with a consumer cellular phone plan lol

The real important question is whether he'll pay $8/month to be verified. Seeing Chris's twitter be verified while wannabe journalists seethe would be delicious.

I am looking forward to the confusion over bail/release being sorted out, two very different stories afoot there depending which it actually was.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

Now that he's out when is he going to drop his rap album? He can call himself the Realest Motherfucker.

He already got 2 albums out

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

The real important question is whether he'll pay $8/month to be verified.

America's tax dollars at work!

 

[Lurk Jurk]

I wish I knew how to quit you, Chris.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The real important question is whether he'll pay $8/month to be verified. Seeing Chris's twitter be verified while wannabe journalists seethe would be delicious.

I am looking forward to the confusion over bail/release being sorted out, two very different stories afoot there depending which it actually was.

Chris, like with many things, would pay for the special Ed sticker. And yes, the seething would be glorious

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I would assume as soon as he gets to Walmart and hooks up with a consumer cellular phone plan lol

Hopefully Chris gets kicked out. After all, Walmart knows who Chris is at this point. I wonder if we'll see people capture video of him in the wild, like the sasquatch he is?

 

[CWCVillie Shopkeeper]

Was Chris protected or was he at the helm of the big nigger tyrone?

No wonder Chris looks so dead...

 

[Caesare]

He looks so tired, he probably seen a thing or two.

A thing or four you mean. Those four walls lol. That's about all he's seen for the past two years.

 

[Off course]

On a scale of one to ten, how guilty are you guy's feeling for being excited for the return of the king?

 

[Bepis]

Return of the King

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Remember, no evil you seal away ever stays sealed away.

It always escapes later no matter what you do, it is inevitable.

 

[Ammyterasu]

The real important question is whether he'll pay $8/month to be verified.

He's 100% going to pay for it, no doubt. He won't care if the blue check mark now lost all its meaning, it will stroke his ego just the same.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hopefully Chris gets kicked out. After all, Walmart knows who Chris is at this point. I wonder if we'll see people capture video of him in the wild, like the sasquatch he is?

Bro I want milk, some CRAYOLA MODEL MAGIC action, possibly up his ass, don't gimp me at the starting line for a shitty phone plan

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

I hope with all sincerity that Chris does NOT end up in shared housing with the mentally disabled. He's an opportune rapist who targets the vulnerable. Imagine if he impregnates one.

 

[TEA 3HF]

He is currently walking along a highway with the intent to find his Judas, the evil perfidious Joshua Conner Moon.

Careful now, or some retard might pay to send him to Serbia.