Marine Self Defense

[Gorogoroth]

Could this be the beginning of a new career?

 

[Surtur]

I'd do it just to see the trainwreck.

 

[cahoots]

Is the firearm safety course in airsoft guns or real guns?

 

[Ted]

He's trying to get a job?

 

[Pikonic]

30 bucks for a 5-hour class is a pretty good price. 50 for a week isn't bad.
Oh wait, you need certifications to teach any of those

 

[cahoots]

30 bucks for a 5-hour class is a pretty good price.

At that price he would be making $1.25 less per hour than the employees who clean the bathrooms at McDonald's for minimum wage.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Just like Chris, Jace has no idea of the value of a dollar. There's no way you'd make money doing in person classes for $6/hour, heck, that's not even minimum wage. Jace would make more money working at McD's or Walmart.

He might actually get in trouble for trying to pass himself off as a TRUE and HONEST Marine if he goes through with this, as that would be false advertising. And like Pikonic said, Jace has no credentials in parkour, athletics coaching, firearms training, CQB or stealth and camo training.

 

[Zim]

At that price he would be making $1.25 less per hour than the employees who clean the bathrooms at McDonald's for minimum wage.

But he'd be living the dream!

If he advertised locally I think he might get some hits who after about and hour in class would be wanting their money back. Good lord he's either so desperate to verify himself as a marinesoldierbulletuser of the battlefield that he's upping the ante or ,more likely, he's still got a huge boner from his "recon mission".

You've got to admit that when it comes to dedication to his fantasy he's got a Goku-gettum attitude!

 

[KaiserC]

Al-Qaeda could sponsor him.

 

[Arkangel]

Maybe Jace is trying to get that extra money to buy his Steam account back since Tyce raised the price to $1000.

 

[Gorogoroth]

 

[c-no]

Is the firearm safety course in airsoft guns or real guns?

It has to be airsoft since those are the only guns he has. Even then, I wonder if he might accidentally shoot himself as he is trying to give the safety course.

 

[Gorogoroth]

He go's into more detail here.

 

[Glaive]

Seems odd. He's actually willing to meet up with strangers in real life using a public online announcement?
I'd expect him to be paranoid beyond belief when it comes to attempting an in person meeting.

Is he really that oblivious to his audience and their intentions? Or is he trying to bait people into some kind of 'Operation: Airsoft Troll Trap'?

The DVD concept seems much more believable. Guessing he will back off and only do 'lessons' through those.

 

[CWCissey]

Any official marines in the Massachusetts area with $50 and a good sense of humour?

 

[homerbeoulve]

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This is overpriced. He don't even had some credentials.

 

[Gorogoroth]

I think this means his narcissistic delusion's go quite deep. It would be very easy to be outed as a fraud irl, rather than when he's just spouting shit on the internet.
"Once in a lifetime opportunity"

 

[Duke Nukem]

I believe that delusion is not a strong enough word. The word probably does not exist in the English language.

 

[Bucharest]

I think we're going past delusions and into pure shitheadery at this point.

 

[Varis]

Hello, Better Business Bureau?