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Wait…was the live action Mario his career high point? Is that why he’s acting like this? Because he thinks being in it will give him his new “big break” or whatever?
It really wasn't. It would be like saying that the 1997 Spawn movie was his career highlight because he played the villain and such. It's fucking stupid.
 
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Sure. Whatever.
Why does he act like he's a big deal and has more leverage than fucking Nintendo?! Like its not like his Mario movie was a success in anyway.

Wait…was the live action Mario his career high point? Is that why he’s acting like this? Because he thinks being in it will give him his new “big break” or whatever?
Not really, like he was in better movies and he actually is pretty decent at acting. He's just being an egotistical narcissist dipshit who for some reason wants his shitty Mario movie to be in the limelight.
 
I remember going to see No Time To Die because of peer pressure, It had 30 mins of ads. Not even trailers, just fucking ads basically being replayed, at loudest volume possible. Mind you, the film was 2 hr. 45 mins. (160 minutes) long already & shit enough on it's own that I didn't need another circle of hell to go through apart from watching that film itself.
The annoying faggots who play with their phones are still the worst part of the movie-going experience, but the nonstop ads are right up there. My theater does 30 minutes of ads too, but also thinks it's 1998 and nobody has the internet so shows like ten trailers in a row after. It's a damn nightmare.

Bob Hoskins: Fuck That Movie
Dennis Hopper: Fuck That Movie
Literally Everyone Involved: Fuck That Movie
John Leguizamo: IT WUZ DA BESTEST MOVIE EVA!!1!11
It's doubly annoying because he spent three decades shitting all over it and is partly responsible for all normies thinking it's the WORST MOVIE EVER when it's actually pretty cool.
 
If they have Mario wear a certain hat like he did in Odyssey in a sequel, I wonder how hot Leguizamo's top will be.
And Paulie wend up being promoted to supporting character rather than an Easter egg? I can see that
 
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Sure. Whatever.
Dude everyone hated working on the 1993 shitfest stop acting like it was a huge hit for crying out loud.
 
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Go to hell Leguizamo, Danny Wells was 1000 times the Luigi you'll ever be.
Just a thought, how come nobody talks about Tony Rosato as Luigi? Fuck's sake, he's as meme-worthy as Danny Wells and he was also in the DiC animated shows. Plus he was Nemesis in Resident Evil 3.
 
I do wonder if there will be a future where Dr. Mario gets a nod or spin-off. Since there were Yoshis running around the wildlife that one time in the new movie, I just think there’s far more possibilities for new ideas that Mario could get into.
 
I do wonder if there will be a future where Dr. Mario gets a nod or spin-off. Since there were Yoshis running around the wildlife that one time in the new movie, I just think there’s far more possibilities for new ideas that Mario could get into.
Would be nice. I wouldn't mind seeing this expanded further.
 
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I do wonder if there will be a future where Dr. Mario gets a nod or spin-off. Since there were Yoshis running around the wildlife that one time in the new movie, I just think there’s far more possibilities for new ideas that Mario could get into.
Don't let Dr.Mario touch your testicles.

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