🐮 Lolcow Mariotehplumber - The TRUE and HONEST #1 Sonic fan

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Apparently, I found out that the supposed A-Loggish comment by mariotehplumber is fake. But still, mariotehplumber would still probably A-Log Chris though since he's not a true Sanic fan.

Anyway, found his Sega Forums account where he's banned. Gonna post his autistic posts:

http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?376601-Sonic-Generations-Motobug
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http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?385968-Sonic1sonic-in-Generations-is-faster-than-modern-sonic
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Speed of the classic Sonic and the character design of the motobug in Sonic Generations are srs fkng bsns.

Also, here's another video from him. His 4th most recent video, again, more of his precious crap:
 
I seen a decent amount of his videos back in 2011. To this day, I still laugh my ass off on that Sonic Adventures video where he played horribly. Speaking of which, I found his comment on the Japan earthquake three years ago.

"im just glad sega is stuck and stranded at japan aahahahaha cuz thier shit nintendo is smart and built thier office underground go nintendo fuck sega those modern morans"
 
Still say he's a supershitty Sonic fan. Seriously, what Sonic fan makes their online handle based on Sega's chief rival in the 90s? He ain't no Sonic fan, he's no better than any other angry Sonic sperg with access to a camera and the internet.
 
mariotehplumber is inactive atm, but here's a video showcasing his greatest moments. Warning: Contains ear rape debately as loud as Golden Knight himself.
 
I may have touched this before, but I think mariotehplumber fits well into the "basement dweller" stereotype. Not to mention, his humble sojourn looks like a autistic crack den.
 
mariotehplumber comes out from his hiatus and now makes a new series called SmashTalk commentating on Smash Bros. Characters, with the 1st episode about Rosalina & Luna Pussylina & Dildo. Expect some more and probably a Sonic Boom review soon.


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Alan Pardew said:
Expect some more and probably a Sonic Boom review soon./QUOTE]
Considering Sonic Boom with its bugs and a blue arm Sonic, one can expect him to turn his basement into trashed hoard of garbage, filled with rage and yelling on how Sonic has "hentai quills" and how Knuckles looks "buff like a super Saiyan".
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LordDarkrai said:
Don't know how I find this, but I found a interview on him spending 4K on Amiibos with $35.000 in reserve for more Amiibos. One thing to note is that he flips the bird in mostly every picture.

http://www.nintendonuggets.com/?p=1427
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He might as well throw that money away in the trash since what I don't get... Is why exactly he's collecting shit from something he clearly hates. All those middle fingers make that much pretty clear to me, besides trying to be like AVGN IRL (even though that's just a nonsense character that should not be taken serious in any way...).
 
Goddamn if he's hoarding all those villagers he should send one my way, fuckers are rare goddamnit.
 
Shokew said:
He might as well throw that money away in the trash since what I don't get... Is why exactly he's collecting shit from something he clearly hates. All those middle fingers make that much pretty clear to me, besides trying to be like AVGN IRL (even though that's just a nonsense character that should not be taken serious in any way...).
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From what I got from the article, it sounds like he's buying them purely so that other people can't enjoy them. Like an ultimate selfish manbaby.
He's literally buying them just so that people can be sad that they can't get an affordable figure of their favourite character, and then hoping to sell them for an outrageous price as demand will soar. He makes my inner collector weep :heart-empty:
I wish I had that kinda money to blow on junk, though.
 
Infinity said:
He's literally buying them just so that people can be sad that they can't get an affordable figure of their favourite character, and then hoping to sell them for an outrageous price as demand will soar.
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I hope that manbaby knows you have to have certain papers and credentials in order to re - sell stuff like that... Otherwise, he can't really get away with this, unless maybe on an online outlet.
 
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