🐮 Lolcow Mariotehplumber - The TRUE and HONEST #1 Sonic fan

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This guy's for real?
I honestly thought he was just doing a shit job of an AVGN-style review thing.
The only video I saw was just him screaming about dying repeatedly in a game and screaming about how unfair SEGA is, or... Something.
 
I found that article about the guy hoarding Amiibos and was going to post it but wasn't sure where... until I noticed what he called himself and realized he already had a thread here. Is this what happens when someone with money has a blue arms spergout?

This isn’t the only reason though call this a vengeance against the people who ridiculed me, insulted me, and are fans of stuff I hate. I do not appreciate Rosalina appearing in almost every recent Mario game to date this is pissing me off. Lets see… Mk8, Mario golf on 3ds as Dlc, 3dworld as a secret character, Smash bros 4, and more recently Mario Party 10. The fact Nintendo promotes her so much and people praise her is just disgusting. I hate her fans too I know for a fact her amiibo will be among one of the most popular which is why I took the time to wait and preorder over 100 of her. I do not want her fans to be happy I hate Rosalina as a character and I will enjoy selling her for big bucks. I will also do the same for Lucina(loose in ya),Palutena(Pootytanga),Robin(Throbbin) and Zero suit samus(Zero suit Slunt) When they are announced. I really hate these characters and it just crushes me Nintendo from the good days went to this shit for character designs.
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Nothing says "I am displeased with the direction a company is taking" like buying up to $34,000 worth of things you hate from them!
 
simuliert said:
I found that article about the guy hoarding Amiibos and was going to post it but wasn't sure where... until I noticed what he called himself and realized he already had a thread here. Is this what happens when someone with money has a blue arms spergout?



Nothing says "I am displeased with the direction a company is taking" like buying up to $34,000 worth of things you hate from them!
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Oh god. The autism.... it's blinding.
 
Jesus. And in comparison to Chris, Chris has bought around a hundred dollars of Sonic Boom merchandise during his 'protest'.

His closet is going to be stacked in Amiibos that don't end up selling on Ebay while Nintendo happily counts the Benjamins.
 
something dosent add up here
Mariotehplumber= Sonic fan, with that name you would expect him to be a mario fan.
 
Kusottare said:
This guy's for real?
I honestly thought he was just doing a shit job of an AVGN-style review thing.
The only video I saw was just him screaming about dying repeatedly in a game and screaming about how unfair SEGA is, or... Something.
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It's real. Let me give you the basics so far.

- He spent thousands of dollars on Sonic 1 merchandise.
- He rampaged his basement all over the possibility of the release of Sonic Adventure 3. Twice. He also rampaged his basement again due to one of his YT channels got terminated, later turning into a Game Grumps rant.
- He punched a hole in one of his doors over an announcement of a new Sonic game (I think it's Sonic Lost World, but so far I can't find the vid yet)
- He embarassed himself in a 1 hour Skype chat. And he joined the Skype chat all because of someone criticising one of his videos.
- And of course recently, he spent more than $30k over Amiibos all over his hate for the haters and Nintendo.

tl;dr here's an image I made which is similar to theories of Jace being a troll even though he's not, same can be applied to mariotehplumber:
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Anyway, I found out that he was a member of Smashboards (A Smash Bros. forum) and he's banned there, which I need to look into it more.
 
What the fuck is with that thread?

"I wish this game didn't have exclusive characters because I want to get all the trophies with one character."

What does that even MEAN
 
A Random said:
What the fuck is with that thread?

"I wish this game didn't have exclusive characters because I want to get all the trophies with one character."

What does that even MEAN
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Not sure if you've played the games before but if you want to get all the trophies, you have to play as each character in both Classic and All-Star modes. That means you have to adapt to each character's movesets and control schemes, something whiny-ass doesn't want to do.
 
Is cute when people from video game forums consider him a "master troll scalper" when it seems clear to be an idiot with much money.

The shitty thing is that Nintendo has screwed Amiibos distribution so much that he has a real chance of making profit from this (or at least fuck with people still trying to maintain a preorder).
 
Am I the only one who sees that this "ingenious" plan to horde all these Amiibos sounds like the kind of stupid plan a cartoony villain would do that would fall apart in three seconds. Dr. Eggman could come up with a better idea.
 
simuliert said:
I found that article about the guy hoarding Amiibos and was going to post it but wasn't sure where... until I noticed what he called himself and realized he already had a thread here. Is this what happens when someone with money has a blue arms spergout?



Nothing says "I am displeased with the direction a company is taking" like buying up to $34,000 worth of things you hate from them!
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wow.... i... dont know what to say, that guy makes the Pc nazis in /v/ looks like 12 years old girls, jesus 34.000 bucks on toys....
 
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